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So yeas me and my mans was doin it like too dayz agos and he lets go in me can that ge me preg? O yea im 13 yers old but i'm really a f*ked up 15 yea old dude whos moms was a 1 leg prostitute




lol

meg


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replied November 14th, 2004
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Hey im brunhilda im 16 and I think im pregnant by my doggy
my sis got pregnant by masterbaating
my mom got pregnant with me when she was 2.5 y/o
Rolling Eyes
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replied November 14th, 2004
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My story tops all of them! I live next door to a zoo. So one night I was feelin frisky and I broke intot he zoo and had sex with a monkey and a zebra. Now... My babies are monkeys with stripes. Can I get child support from both the monkey and zebra? Please don't call me fake or laugh at me. I'm fa real.
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Aaaaahahahaha :p Shocked
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I'm laughing with you chanda not at you! Laughing
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No chanda can't beat me! Remember.. Im a 43 year old hairy fat guy who loves to look at preggy teens (:

and I sell peanuts at the gas station for a living.
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I know meg!
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So I guess youlive next to chanda's zoo huh ka!
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Haha oh my god, you guys are too funny!
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This one girl on my cross country team in highschool got pregnant, but insisted on telling us she was a virgin and the worst she had done was make out with someone....Pfffttt.
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Hmm so I guess french kissing can get you pregnant!
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Uh oh Shocked







aaaaaahahahaha Embarassed
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replied November 14th, 2004
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Yup! Shes living proof....Ha!
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little_woman wrote:
hmm so I guess french kissing can get you pregnant!



only if she frenched him .D.O.W.N. T.H.E.R.E. Shocked
and then frenched him on his mouth and then he frenched her .D.O.W.N. T.H.E.R.E. Shocked!!!!!!!!!!!! .L.O.L!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lol...Sick!! Quite the transportation mode for the spermies. Hmm...Could be done I suppose!
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She must be having an immaculate baby
call the press
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Lol...Must be. Crazy thing is, she had no idea. She didnt know until 6 months pregnant! I remember looking at her belly during practice and thinking to myself, "wow...Thats not right" she was running 6-12 miles a day, including sprints, and situps everyday until 6 months, I just wouldnt have been able to do it!
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Wow Shocked
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replied November 14th, 2004
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little_woman wrote:
so I guess youlive next to chanda's zoo huh ka!

and I visit her everyday Wink
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sarahsweet wrote:
lol...Must be. Crazy thing is, she had no idea. She didnt know until 6 months pregnant! I remember looking at her belly during practice and thinking to myself, "wow...Thats not right" she was running 6-12 miles a day, including sprints, and situps everyday until 6 months, I just wouldnt have been able to do it!


yeah I had a friend who was on the shot and became preg and didn;t know until she was 7mon, and you couldn;t tell either
she was working on the ship and putting in some massive hours and as soon as they took her off and put her on shore duty she got her maternity uniform a wk later a couple days after that, wham there is the belly... Crazy huh?
Like all of the stories you hear about women thinking they are going to take a crap and have a baby in the toilet, ubelievable, but some of them are actually true Shocked
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