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Ryan Said the Funniest Thing This Morning (Page 1)

We woke up and he looks at me and says "my lil (caps) milf" lol!! And then he starts laughin'. He wants me to tell yall that he finally got some after 6months! Since he was an a$$ and posted that he doesnt get any anymore lol so he wanted me to tell yall that he finally scored. Lol after calling me a milf. It wasnt romantic. I have a question; how come it hurts so damn bad?!? I thought I was gonna cry!! It really really hurts afterwards like I cant sit down...Sorry might be tmi. But anyways he wanted me to tell yall he finally got some, and I wanted to tell yall that im a "milf" as ryan says lol! O brother, sorry now im just rambling. Gotta go byebye
~heather ryan and mackenzie
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replied July 29th, 2004
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Omg that's so so funny-lmafo! Lol! Well i'm sure he's happy now Wink it's bound to hurt hun I think because of all that extra pressure in your pelvis (i'm just guessing here!) hey it hurts me & i'm not even preg! Lol!
If he asks again tell him to pee off! Lol joke!
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replied July 29th, 2004
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Lol mike calls me that too!
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replied July 29th, 2004
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Lmao. That is too cute! Go ryan!
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What's a milf? Embarassed
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Lmao! I didn't know either, but I didn't wanna be the only one to say what is that! Lmao!
Love,
chanda
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replied July 29th, 2004
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My bf sometimes calls me comequat. (sp?) Smile
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Now I know what that is!
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You have to watch american pie to get it. Milf is .Mother .I'd .Like to .F***
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Is it a lil indian or something?~ comequat I mean not milf
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I did watch american pie and I still didn't get it! Lmao now I do!
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Indian? Lol no. See in the movie these guys were staring at a pic of stifflers mom and they were like "man id f*** her" and then the other drunk guy was like yeah shes a milf, mother id like to fuc*, and then they were all like "milf! Milf! Milf! Milf!"
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I meant is comequat a lil indian, I understand what milf is now.
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Lol a milf is a ~mother id like to f*ck~.... Hehe heather that is just too funny. Kevin was all talkin about how im so sexy now with my big boobs and big ass (lol) and my pregnant stomach turns him on so much, and then when im not pregnant no more im gonna be even sexier cuz my boobs are gonna look huge on my small body and blah blah blah... I laughed and told him im gonna be a milf Laughing ok but with the sex, have you tried using lubes? It will still hurt, but not anywhere near as bad. Its hurt me ever since I got pregnant, and it even hurt before that, just not as bad. Even though you seem wetter when your pregnant, your still drier up there I guess. But I dunno I know exactly where your coming from. Lol kevin never gets any either. Im trying to become a little nympho again though lol gotta keep my man happy Laughing maybe you guys should try more like oral sex and stuff before you have sex, I know it helps me and kevin alot!
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replied July 29th, 2004
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Damn it my post is kinda late lol... I guess thats what I get for going pee and taking my time to post Laughing
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Lol kumquat is a fruit
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Ooooh, it sounds like it would be a little indian.
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replied July 29th, 2004
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Haha! A kumquat is like a tiny orange. Its about the size of a grape, and you eat the whole thing skin and all. I don't like them. The skin is too bitter, and i'm not much on citrus anyway!
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replied July 29th, 2004
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You know that song "stacie's mom"? Well, daniel and I always sing "rylee's mom has got it goin on. She's all I want and I waited for so long. Rylee can't you see you're just not the girl for me. I know it might be wrong but i'm in love w/rylee's mom." ha ha! Sorry I just thought that was funny!


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