In their biggest scoop since learning that Matthew Fox was detained for punching a vagina, TMZ has broken open the story of Jason Alexander's mysterious hair restoration. Is this a massive betrayal of the bald community? Does this count as a hate crime? L
* 2 BROKE GIRLS. 8:30 tonight, CBS3. IT'S WEIRD to think a television show that includes the line "This is the sound that dries up my vagina" within the first five minutes could be considered retro, but that's exactly what "2 Broke Girls" is.