Most people (not sure about outside of the US though) know who Jeff Foxworthy is and his catchphrase of 'You Might Be a Redneck If...'

My question is, how many (of the ones you've heard) have you done or are guilty of? If it's an incident, describe it. I'll start.

If directions to your house include 'turn off the paved road'.

If you work without a shirt on and so does your husband... We were putting up our fence, we live where no one can see us. Don't worry, I was wearing a bra, lol.

If you have a house that is mobile, and 15 cars that aren't (ok, we only have 5, a disassembled bus, and an El Torino that's a constant target of firearms and fires, but you get the point)

Yup, I'm Redneck