Pass the butter please. Margarine was originally manufactured by fatten turkeys. When it killed the turkeys, the people who had put all the money in to the research wanted a pay check so they put their heads together to figure out what to do with this product to get their money back.

It was a white substance to no food appeal, so they added the yellow coloring and sold it to the people to use in place of butter. How do you like it? They have come out with some clever new flavorings.