Oh Lord, don't get me started on husbands
and boobs! My husband was
fascinated with mine when I
started breastfeeding. He kept bugging me
over and over to let him try one, so I
finally did to shut him up. Apparently
breastmilk tastes sweet, to anyone who's
curious.

But ever since, he's always trying to play
with them to express milk or suck on them.
I keep slapping his hands away and saying
"those are Alyvia's boobs!"