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Q: Kids Say the Derndest Things...

asked by: pInKpAnThEr on March 6th, 2004

Active User, very eHealthy

Hey ..My dad and I were jokin around and talkin about what livy's guna be sayin to me when shes talkin and everything.. And we came up with some stuff little kids say...They are so innocent and nieve..I love em..

"mom,wipe my butt!"
"mom,where do babies come from?"
"mom,why does dad have hair on his butt?"

two stories for ya...

My little cousin is so sweet and never mean to anyone.. Well she made my mom cry... By sayin "aunt debbie you look like big bird, you have a big nose and a big butt just like him" lol

next..My other lil boy cousin was reachin to his gpa to give him something and my gpa was like "grant, what do you have for me?" and grant replied "its my booger"....Aparently my aunt had been teaching him not to put them on anything and he gives her his boogers, and gpa got a suprise when babysitting lol...

I love little kids..Ya, they can be brats,but half the time they dont even realize when they are in the right/wrong..

Share stories with me peeps! I need a laugh today..Im lonely. Sad

its been a whole... 10 hours without dan and I miss the crap outa him.. The parents took the net away from him after the accident and he cant drive, and im car-less today..Im pathetic, I know :p

love mol

Replies(4)

Wings are blue

replied on March 6th, 2004

Experienced User

Did you get your pics yet? I wanna see them!!! Lol! Ok I have lots of funny kid stories but I can't think of many right now! Here's one...

On christmas eve I was riding in the car with my sister and her 2 nieces who are 2 and 4. They were sitting in the back singing...
Momma and daddy sittin in a tree
k r s s I n dree
first come left
then comes right
then comes daddy...
And that was as far as they got.

It was so funny though. They really thought that's how the song goes.
I'll think of more later!

smith8500

replied on March 6th, 2004

Especially eHealthy

Hey

Well, my sister was about 2 years old. Talking well, but.....Ya know, just regular for a 2 year old. Me, her and mom were in the car going somewhere. She was sleeping in her carseat. We were eating a hershey chocolate bar. She was sound asleep. We were being quit cuz mom doesn't like to give the kids too much candy. All of a sudden from the back we hear "excuse me..... I smell chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!"
it was so funny~

pInKpAnThEr

replied on March 6th, 2004

Active User, very eHealthy

Aaww girls I love these stories they crack me up!

Love mol

mommabear16

replied on March 6th, 2004

Extremely eHealthy

Just the other day my mom and I were talking about alex's pee pee head cause it was pink and mom said that she thought that was weird and I said well thats just how it is..And she said well logan (my little brother)'s was white (btw he's 6) and he kept on saying......Yeah..My head is white!..Nikki said I had a big head mom!

(lol cause the other day I called him big head)

it was funny....You'd have to be there

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