lol, karin! i really am! i got lucky with the cart cover though. i just happened to buy it for $20 at bj's (wholesale club like sam's), later i saw it on amazon for $35.
i definitely think these cart/highchair covers are a must have. finn would have his mouth all over the cart handle if we didn't have this and, depending on what restaurant we're at, sometimes the highchairs are all sticky.