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Q: My Adventure At the Doctors ... long
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mc4ever02
Extremely eHealthy
Ok, so I get there and my normal doctor is behind, so they ask if I would mind seeing one of the male doctors there. Being the nice person that I am, I agree. So in walks dr. fu.... thats right....f....u....
Ok, first question of the day. How many times can a doctor say "not pregnant" in one office visit? (answer: about 100 times to many)
Dr: So you didn't get a period in may?
Me: Nope
Dr: But your not pregnant
Me: I know
Dr: Are you sure you didn't get it earlier in the month, and maybe you forgot?
Me:
I'm positive that I have not bled since april 14th
Dr: Ok, why do you think you haven't gotten your period?
Me: Because I have a cyst. I have had 3 previous cysts that were large enough to cause pain and stop my cycle.
Dr: And your sure it was the cyst that was stopping your cycles? You weren't just late...maybe due to stress?
Me: Uhmm...yeah. After three months I went to the doctor everytime and they rx my something to start my period.
Dr: Wow...I have only seen this in one other patient in my 22 years as a dr. (
These are comforting words to hear from your dr). (mind you he is saying this in a tone that leads me to believe that he is humoring me)
He then tells me to lie back. Here comes the fun part...
Dr: Ok, I see you have had a lap. What was that for? (He is trying to insinuate that I have mislead him somehow by not telling him (it's in my chart)).
Me: yes, when I was 14 I had a cyst that need to be removed along with some fluid.
Dr: So you really have had a problem with these. Maybe it is interupting your cycle. (
I thought that we had already established that)
Dr: So here is your uterus (pushes up)....and your left ovary....and.....and....well, were's your right ovary? (he routes around some more)
ok, I have a 5 cm cyst in my right ovary. It shouldn't be to hard to find
ok. So...the squemish should look away...
He decides he has to check through my....rear....to see if he can find it.
Good news. he finds it!. It had evidentally twisted backward (hence, why I have called twice for a darvocet refill 
)
So he presses, and I feel the pressure that I was feeling, leave. This can only mean one thing.
My cyst has just been ruptured (I am now sitting with a heating pad, darvocet, and seriously considering some vodka)
He appologizes profusely. (not good enough) he refills my darvocet.
and gives me a rx for promentrium to restart my period.
Moral of the story....God doesn't like me....
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Replies(25)
musikmaker
Extremely eHealthy
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amethyst eyes
Extremely eHealthy
.if this was me he would have been hearing some major complaints. 22 years and he can't even find your ovary with a cyst?
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kaerbear
Most Diplomatic Poster
OH my goooooooosh. I feel so bad for you. I had to get the finger up the butt too when I had a cyst. It hurts enough without an incompetent dr. I hope you feel better soon. I'm sure god loves you but dr. fu sounds like a bit of an fool. 
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Kia
Supporter
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mc4ever02
Extremely eHealthy
Thanks ladies.
I just wanted to add a question for all you very knowledgeable women (specifically kia)
Prometrium is Progesterone. But it is supposes to "restore normal menstral period"
I wanted to add: Thanks for the info kia. he told me to call him back if the pain was still there in two days. Duhh...Yeah, its still gonna hurt.
Anyways, The ultrasound showed a simple cyst with clear fluid (no blood detected) so, I'm not to worried. I will have to watch for infection though. he said it must have been thinned walled. (that is what it says on my tv scan too). You'd think he would have checked that..
I just wanted to add a question for all you very knowledgeable women (specifically kia)
Prometrium is Progesterone. But it is supposes to "restore normal menstral period"
I wanted to add: Thanks for the info kia. he told me to call him back if the pain was still there in two days.
Duhh...Yeah, its still gonna hurt.
Anyways, The ultrasound showed a simple cyst with clear fluid (no blood detected) so, I'm not to worried. I will have to watch for infection though. he said it must have been thinned walled. (that is what it says on my tv scan too). You'd think he would have checked that..
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lil_blaze2004
Supporter
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Kia
Supporter
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mc4ever02
Extremely eHealthy
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Kia
Supporter
| mc4ever02 wrote: |
| I think they must give away phd's... |
I do wonder that a lot of the time
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Willa Weintraub
Extremely eHealthy
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AyaMiyaki
Especially eHealthy
Wait, so this quack stuck his hand up your butt and ruptured your cyst "on accident"?
where did he get his medical license, from the back of a cereal box?
*hugs*
where did he get his medical license, from the back of a cereal box?
*hugs*
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*star*
Extremely eHealthy
Wow christy, that sounds horrible. I'm so sorry that you had to go through that crap. I hope you are feeling better soon. Oh and if I were you I would have cracked the vodka bottle already - or maybe some rum...
I don't understand why or how doctors can get their phd and then go and be stupid like that!!!
I don't understand why or how doctors can get their phd and then go and be stupid like that!!!
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Kia
Supporter
| AyaMiyaki wrote: |
| where did he get his medical license, from the back of a cereal box? |
I haven't spit drinkies over my monitor for a long time
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Bridget
Especially eHealthy
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AyaMiyaki
Especially eHealthy
Sorry darling
.Christy, I hope you're staying home from work for a couple of days that sounds really painful. I wish I could loan you my ovaries - .I'm not using them.
.Christy, I hope you're staying home from work for a couple of days
that sounds really painful. I wish I could loan you my ovaries - .I'm not using them.
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onmyway_0x
Supporter
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CaNdItAs CrAzY LaNd
Supporter
ohh my what was he thinking??? I had a dr who when i went in for an infection my dr wasnt in so they had me see a new 12 well....she left the door open for all the world to see of my hoo hoo cause the bed faced the door so when a man walked thru with his wife they seen all...then she asked her nurse which color stick to use for samples then she felt around my inside and kept hitting my g spot asking how does that feel??? is it good what get out i told her she said just curiose/ then she left the door open yet again while i was to get dressed I swear thease dr do not give a dam 
I feel for ya hun,.
I feel for ya hun,.
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Bridget
Especially eHealthy
| candita sky wrote: |
| then she felt around my inside and kept hitting my g spot asking how does that feel??? is it good what get out i told her she said just curiose/ |
wait, am i reading that right? she was feeling inside you and asked if it felt good?! ew, i would've been so creeped out.
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