hello

before i start all this may sound like an immature joke but its not and im really scared so here goes:

the past 3 days ive been having alot of diahrea(sp) and its been just when im like trying to fart lol, and the only time i havnt had it was yesturday when i went to the loo and had a normal poo (sorry i dont know the right words to use to not make this sound stupid) but then i kept pushing after that and it was all mushy lol.

anyways it was really bad today, as i just woke up and went to brush my teeth. farted. and then erupted literraly, it was discusting and quite embarrasing to tell my mum to ask how the washing machine works lol.

anyways this is the really embarrasing bit, im kinda bi-curious and have tried some stuff but havnt done any of that for over a year, not going to either (dont judge me lol), im affraid ive prolapsed or something...

please help