You know you're a mom when:

1. You can pee in a public restroom with out closing the stall door.

2. You absent mindedly wipe strange childrens noses with out a thought.

3. You have a Kleenex in every pocket and compartment of your purse.

4. You throw your arm across the passenger seat of the car if you brake suddenly and noone is even sitting there.

5. You use DISH SOAP as an all purpose cleaner,, laundry soap and bubblebath.

6. You can eat the Oreo Outsides with No filling left in them.

7. You can break up a fight in the back seat of the car, sign a permission slip, fix a slipped pony tail and drive a mini van at the same time.

8. You look around frantically when you hear a kid yell MOMMMMMMMMM!!! and yours arent even with you.

9. You become the human paper towel and every shirt you own is now a "mom shirt" with stains all around the bottom from their grubby hands.. And you continue wearing it.


You know you're a good mom when :

1.Your kid runs back for one last hug before school starts just "because".