that really sucks!!!
In a kind of related, kind of not related subject, when I worked for the group home with boys we had one boy that used to request icy hot for achy muscles after basketball, football, soccer, etc. We would give him a little in a medicine cup, as we were not allowed, nor would we want to rub it on.
This one boy put his icy hot on his sore muscles then got an itch on his boy parts and itched it. He screamed for an hour! It was really hard not to laugh. After that when we would give him the icy hot, he's say, "I'm going to wash my hands before I itch my balls".
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I never laughed so much as I did when I worked with the kids!