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Q: Silly Daddy Stories, Anyone?
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AyaMiyaki
Especially eHealthy
I'll go first!
when .alyvia was a couple of weeks old, .aaron took her so I could take a shower. I'm halfway through washing my hair when he runs into the bathroom freaking out. Scared me half to death - I almost slipped and cracked my head open. He was ranting for me to hurry up, we need to go to the .e.r.
So I turned the water off, jumped out of the shower, and .i'm toweling off with shampoo running into my eyes burning the crap out of me (it didn't occur to me to rinse) while .i'm yelling "what happened?! what happened?!?!" (he'd run back out of the bathroom and left the door wide open and was in a state of panic) and he yells across the house "she has a hole in her skull!"
he didn't know that babies were born with soft spots. Silly man.
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SamanthaM
Supporter
LMAO!!! That is hilarious 
Right after Ethan was born they showed him to us, and he was all purple. Jon's question to the doctor was "Is that going to go away?" Haha it was cute.
When I was being induced the first time, he was watching the contraction monitor and I started having a contraction and he said "Oooh you're having another one" Uhm...really? I wasn't aware..
I can't think of anything else he's done at the moment, but I'm sure there are some..
Right after Ethan was born they showed him to us, and he was all purple. Jon's question to the doctor was "Is that going to go away?" Haha it was cute.
When I was being induced the first time, he was watching the contraction monitor and I started having a contraction and he said "Oooh you're having another one" Uhm...really? I wasn't aware..
I can't think of anything else he's done at the moment, but I'm sure there are some..
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Mommy35
Extremely eHealthy
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Bridget
Especially eHealthy
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CaNdItAs CrAzY LaNd
Supporter
my fav is when we brought our daughter ( my 2nd his first child ) home and he went to change her he freaked out and wanted to call the dr cause of the tar poo...he didnt know they did that it was so funny
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mc4ever02
Extremely eHealthy
Well, I don't have a little one funny story, but I have a ttc funny story. I figured it was kinda close.
I went of the pill on 2-20. We bd a few days later. The next week I began bleeding. When I told him he just kinda looked at me all bewildered. He asked if I was having a m/c.
" Why would you think that?" He responded, "well, isn't that what it means when you bleed when your pregnant" I was speachless...When I finally found words, I asked him who told him I was pregnant. (I certainly didn't). "Well, we had sex last week and you weren't taking bc"... The poor thing thought that the first time we had unprotected sex that I would automatically get pregnant.
I still pick on him for that.
I went of the pill on 2-20. We bd a few days later. The next week I began bleeding. When I told him he just kinda looked at me all bewildered. He asked if I was having a m/c.
" Why would you think that?" He responded, "well, isn't that what it means when you bleed when your pregnant" I was speachless...When I finally found words, I asked him who told him I was pregnant. (I certainly didn't). "Well, we had sex last week and you weren't taking bc"... The poor thing thought that the first time we had unprotected sex that I would automatically get pregnant.
I still pick on him for that.
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tigresacanela24
Especially eHealthy
I have one only it's a silly grandma story.
The first time my mom changed Chu's diaper she started screaming for me to call his doctor because something was wrong with his weepie. I came charging into the room with my heart pounding, screaming "What's wrong?" She pointed to it and started screaming about how horrible it looked. I looked in his diaper and started laughing. My mom had never seen an uncircumcised weepie before.
Daddy did some dumb things but nothing funny, just anger-inspiring.
The first time my mom changed Chu's diaper she started screaming for me to call his doctor because something was wrong with his weepie. I came charging into the room with my heart pounding, screaming "What's wrong?" She pointed to it and started screaming about how horrible it looked. I looked in his diaper and started laughing. My mom had never seen an uncircumcised weepie before.
Daddy did some dumb things but nothing funny, just anger-inspiring.
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CaNdItAs CrAzY LaNd
Supporter
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Eyes Wide Shut
Especially eHealthy
| tigresacanela24 wrote: |
| I have one only it's a silly grandma story.
The first time my mom changed Chu's diaper she started screaming for me to call his doctor because something was wrong with his weepie. I came charging into the room with my heart pounding, screaming "What's wrong?" She pointed to it and started screaming about how horrible it looked. I looked in his diaper and started laughing. My mom had never seen an uncircumcised weepie before. Daddy did some dumb things but nothing funny, just anger-inspiring. |
hahahahahaaha!! That's hilarious!!
Sarah
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tinkinpink84
Especially eHealthy
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mc4ever02
Extremely eHealthy
| tinkinpink84 wrote: |
| mine hasnt done anything to funny or silly, besides putting a diaper on backwards, my brother has done the same , swore the one he took off was on there backwards too lol. |
That is great.
My dh would do the same..."You must have done it wrong first".
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Dannzibelle
Supporter
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CaNdItAs CrAzY LaNd
Supporter
hahahah why is your boobs leaking..
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