tigresacanela24
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Location: Treat your children well, eventually they'll choose your nursing home.
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I Deserve a Medal
Posted: 02-15-07 19:14pm
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1. For not saying all the nasty things
that come to mind as I read through
various sites on the internet.
2. For not lamenting the loss of basic
english.
3. For not correcting the spelling of
simple words like "and", "hear", "the",
"something" and "four".
4. For not bashing my husband's skull in
with a frying pan.
5. For not cussing out the bitter, old
biddies at work.
6. For going to work today after
everything that happened yesterday.
7. For calling my mother back after she
told me that it's my fault that i'm in the
situation i'm in because I should have
known my husband would morph into a
loser.
8. For not killing the store clerk who
asked me if I was pregnant again. (come
on, my belly's almost completely gone!)
9. For booking my vacation to pr
today!!!!!
Anybody else deserve a medal today?
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onmyway_0x
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Location: Canada
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Posted: 02-15-07 19:32pm
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Ohh I like this post!
Here's why I deserve a medal today.
1. For not beating my brother to death
after he told me I was a selfish health
forum for keeping my baby 
2. For dealing with my ex's rude and
crude mother telling me she has rights to
this child, and she'll fight me for them
even though her son is a useless
deadbeat.
3. For not having a fit when someone ate
my last yogurt!  i'm
on a yogurt kick lately!
4. For not going ballistic on everyone in
this house when I found my clean clothes,
that had just finished in the washing
machine, on the dirty ass cement laundry
room floor!
I guess I only deserve a bronze here
you definitely deserve a big stinking gold
one!
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tigresacanela24
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Posts: 5261
Location: Treat your children well, eventually they'll choose your nursing home.
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Posted: 02-15-07 19:35pm
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Nope, we all get gold!
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onmyway_0x
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Location: Canada
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Posted: 02-15-07 19:39pm
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| tigresacanela24
wrote: | nope, we all get gold!
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niice! :d
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arcadia
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Location: Illinois,
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Posted: 02-15-07 19:40pm
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Oooh oh! I deserve a medal! I want
one! Me me me!
1. For dealing very delicately &
politely with my extremely downer mother
who has been making depressing,
self-pitying comments all night. Such
as, "but what do I know anyway.. *sad
pathetic sigh*"
2. For loading the dishwasher completely
& then biting my tongue when my dad
health forum at me for putting things in
the "wrong place" ... what?
3. For not strangling my sisters for
eating all the food that I bought with my
own money & even labeled very clearly
with my name.
4. For not getting mad at the cats for
spilling water all over the floor.
5. For only eating 3 donuts this
morning... Okay maybe that doesn't
deserve a medal, but goddammit they were
good!
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tigresacanela24
Especially EHEALTHy
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Posts: 5261
Location: Treat your children well, eventually they'll choose your nursing home.
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Posted: 02-15-07 19:44pm
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| arcadia
wrote: | oooh oh! I deserve a
medal! I want one! Me me me!
1. For dealing very delicately &
politely with my extremely downer mother
who has been making depressing,
self-pitying comments all night. Such
as, "but what do I know anyway.. *sad
pathetic sigh*"
2. For loading the dishwasher
completely & then biting my tongue
when my dad health forum at me for putting
things in the "wrong place" ... what?
3. For not strangling my sisters for
eating all the food that I bought with my
own money & even labeled very clearly
with my name.
4. For not getting mad at the cats for
spilling water all over the floor.
5. For only eating 3 donuts this
morning... Okay maybe that doesn't
deserve a medal, but goddammit they were
good! |
you definitely deserve one just for
stopping at 3 donuts! Last time I had
donuts they were glazed krispy kremes and
I ate six at one sitting. 
i'm a pig, I know but they were sooooo
good!
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arcadia
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Posted: 02-15-07 19:46pm
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Mine were .Krispy .Kremes! Glazed. My
absolute favorite. I ate 3 & stopped
because I thought I should save some for
.Chris. I should've ate them all! 
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tigresacanela24
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Posts: 5261
Location: Treat your children well, eventually they'll choose your nursing home.
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Posted: 02-15-07 19:48pm
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| arcadia
wrote: | | mine were .Krispy .Kremes!
Glazed. My absolute favorite. I ate 3
& stopped because I thought I should
save some for .Chris. I should've ate
them all! |
i would've!
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michelle1981
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Posted: 02-15-07 19:59pm
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yes, you do deserve one .Kay 
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tigresacanela24
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Posts: 5261
Location: Treat your children well, eventually they'll choose your nursing home.
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Posted: 02-15-07 22:08pm
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Michelle you get one just for being you!
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hopefulmjz
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Posted: 02-15-07 22:09pm
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Lol, kay you are so generous! (did I
spell that right?)
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tdr
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Posted: 02-15-07 22:12pm
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I didn't do anything quite so heroic.
I did embarrass myself royally at my
.Spain meeting earlier...I asked an
uber-stupid question at the beginning of a
2 1/2 hour meeting and then had to sit in
the room with 300 people, all of whom knew
who .I was, as I got my answer and then
waited out the rest of the 2 1/2 hours.
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Melissa_20
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Joined: 18 Jan 2006
Posts: 6806
Location: Florida
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Re: I Deserve a Medal
Posted: 02-16-07 08:13am
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| tigresacanela24
wrote: |
6. For going to work today after
everything that happened yesterday.
Anybody else deserve a medal
today? |
I deserve a metal for not smacking this
guy in my building.He is such a friend and
thinks he is gods gift to *everyone*. .
.He really made me want to hit him.
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tigresacanela24
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Joined: 11 Nov 2005
Posts: 5261
Location: Treat your children well, eventually they'll choose your nursing home.
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Posted: 02-16-07 08:39am
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| hopefulmjz
wrote: | | lol, kay you are so
generous! (did I spell that
right?) |
you get one for correct spelling and being
so nice!
| tdr
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i didn't do anything quite so heroic.
I did embarrass myself royally at my
.Spain meeting earlier...I asked an
uber-stupid question at the beginning of a
2 1/2 hour meeting and then had to sit in
the room with 300 people, all of whom knew
who .I was, as I got my answer and then
waited out the rest of the 2 1/2 hours.
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you get one for not bailing (i sure
would've)
| melissa_20
wrote: | | i deserve a metal for not
smacking this guy in my building.He is
such a friend and thinks he is gods gift
to *everyone*. . .He really made me want
to hit him. |
your self-restraint in the face of extreme
jackassishness (new word lol) deserves a
medal.
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Sunflower_pie81
Especially EHEALTHy
Joined: 17 Jan 2006
Posts: 5041
Location: to hell with this crap
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Posted: 02-16-07 09:09am
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I deserve a medal
1) for not calling in sick this morning
after I fell in the shower this morning
and feeling that if I leave my house
it’s going to be a ‘bad’ day.
2) because I didn’t loose it when I got
cut of by this giant .Hummer. The only
hummer I want in the mornings is one
pleasantly waking me up. I just wanted
to ram my delightful little .Blazer in to
his pretty little chrome ass.
3) for not screaming when I took a sip of
my coffee from .Star .Bucks and finding
out that it wasn’t the coffee I ordered.
But I was half way to work by the time I
took my first sip.
4) because I didn’t just drive out of
the parking lot and take me and my little
one home and go cuddle in the bed
together.
5) because I haven’t told anyone off yet
and I really want to. I just want to
throw my computer out the window.
6) and last but not least, telling the new
girl that I am training to go get her
teeth fixed! What person would walk
around with their teeth rotted out of
their heads? Bleh!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then on
top of all of that, just because she
worked in ccc she thinks that she knows
more about my job and I do. What the
hell?
Ok cooling off now……..
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michelle1981
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Posted: 02-16-07 10:04am
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| tigresacanela24
wrote: | michelle you get one just
for being you!
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awwwwwwwww!! I feel special :d
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hopefulmjz
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Posted: 02-16-07 11:57am
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Thanks .Kay! Your a doll!
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AyaMiyaki
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Posted: 02-16-07 12:13pm
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I deserve a medal:
1. For not kicking a girl's ass at a
.Halloween party in 2005, when I knew she
was trying to be inappropriate with my
husband.
2. For not driving to her job and kicking
her ass when she got stupid on the phone
with me when I called to speak with
.Aaron.
3. For not tracking her down and beating
her to death with a baseball bat when I
found out she wanted to sleep with him
"just to piss .Laura off".
4. For not spamming this place with her
myspace page.
5. For not leaving him.
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lil_blaze2004
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Posted: 02-16-07 12:26pm
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You all are wonderfull girls and I love
ya'll
i deserve a medal for:
1. Being the best and pretty much only
family trey has. medical answer I love
that kid.
2.Not slashing my wrists and letting the
blood splatter all over mike's face.
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Magical Logic
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Posted: 02-16-07 12:29pm
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I deserve one for well being sober for a
year....Well this sunday will be a year
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