I was bored while .Rob gave the kids their baths...

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

on a dark windy cold night, my grandmother took me out to a porno shop and she bought a big black thing that looked menacing and dangerous. I was surprised when she shoved it in her pocket and then walked over to the hotdog stand to get a spoon, to use while she ate something that a doctor would say wasn't fit for your dog, so I gagged majorly and spit it on the sidewalk onto the feet of my ex's mothe,. Who then smacked my brothers girl on the bum, with a kipper so she got pregnant and then left her man for a woman who forgot her name and was fat and ugly but had big boobs. He loved drinking from the vodka bottle made of green glass while tugging on his scrotum. The next day was a sunday and she decided to have a threesome with a vicar, nun, and a tree but she could not get the tree to fit up her chimney, so she had to give up and go get a very big cucumber but it smelled like it had the pricklies, so she decided to use it to beat up a tomato tree since it would not fit in her shoe. The nun said, "are you catholic?" but she couldnt reply because she put the cucumber somewhere that felt emotionally unsatisfying and made her want to just get it over with and never do. So she decided that she wanted a smaller one so she went to find a large sumo wrestler with pimples on his buttcheeks to pop and squeeze the puss out of the pimples, but it turned green and bugs came to fly aruond but the bad stench from the puss made me want to eat like a pig, but I realized i'd like to f*ck the pizza man, but he was not as kinky as the vampire I saw at the fetish club. I bet he likes to eat pickles and peaches with a side of tuna and mustard on wheat bread and a tad of liver and onions I offered him and tons of other stuff that smelled like socks. And he burst into flames and screamed loud enough that I laughed and thought he peed in his cup of relish, but it was just his little daughters potty. Then I saw this and thought to myself, "how about I grab him a new shirt and strangle him with it with." the end. But then I realized that I had to run and get a pair of magenta colored underwear. Instead of the brown streaks in them, I rubbed in some hot chili and some really health question person got a nasty wart on her little note and started crying, so she got back on her time machine to kick some ass but the donkeys would not let me poke him with my ten-inch cast iron skillet, so I shoved my vacuum cleaner in his rectum and turned it til he winced then I took my remote control. Now I have all the power, as much as .Spiderman and his counterparts .Batman and .Robin in their new deluxe studio apartment located on broadway and the corner where the hooker got arrested by bob barker and captain planets planeteers. Barbie was next that plastic whore was going to pay for what action man did to my three legged puppy named bubba who ate more crayons than a really bad kid playing with his evil coloring books that are so blue from the drool that he got from drinking the toilet water after someone dropped a bloody tampon and big huge turds on the floor so he picked them up and smooshed them in his face but the was attacked by the wiggles. First the really really gay one took the taller one by the balls and led him to hell noise so I got naked and shoved my foot up .Oprahs ass and suprisingly she loved it so we asked justin shockin, I thought, "what the hell" so I went...

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

and the saga continues lol.....