Three people are attending an interview to be hired as a hitman: two are male, one is female.

Man no.1 is told that in the next room is his wife. To prove his worth he has to go into the room and kill her. He is given a gun. Man no.1 immediately says there is no way he could kill his wife and so is told to take his wife and leave.

Man no.2 is told the same thing. He disappears into the room but emerges two minutes later in tears, sobbing that he just couldn't go through with it. He is also told to hand back the gun, take his wife and leave.

The woman is told that her husband is in the next room, given the gun and told to go in there and kill him.

She disappears into the room and several shots ring out. This is followed by much banging and crashing and yelling.

When she finally emerges from the room, the interviewer asks her what happened.

She replies, "well some fool loaded the gun with blanks so I had to beat him to death with the chair..."