Three people are attending an interview to
be hired as a hitman: two are male, one
is female.
Man no.1 is told that in the next room is
his wife. To prove his worth he has to
go into the room and kill her. He is
given a gun. Man no.1 immediately says
there is no way he could kill his wife and
so is told to take his wife and leave.
Man no.2 is told the same thing. He
disappears into the room but emerges two
minutes later in tears, sobbing that he
just couldn't go through with it. He is
also told to hand back the gun, take his
wife and leave.
The woman is told that her husband is in
the next room, given the gun and told to
go in there and kill him.
She disappears into the room and several
shots ring out. This is followed by much
banging and crashing and yelling.
When she finally emerges from the room,
the interviewer asks her what happened.
She replies, "well some fool loaded the
gun with blanks so I had to beat him to
death with the chair..."
thats funny!!!
