I want to do #1!

I get this email every year. The hairdryer thing still cracks me up tho, i'd try it but I don't want to get locked up! Hahaha!

Weve done that at work where u call yourself over the intercom. Although its only funny to us employees lol the customers wouldnt know. But it was still fun and a good laugh. If hubby read it im sure he would do most of them and have fun with the atm one. Hes one that will act crazy in public lmao. I think id get in abit of trouble with the hair dryer one ifi attempted it here lol. Omg I got a good one for if your havign a bad day my mom left on my myspace page lol its great lemme find it to post it

How to handle a bad day!

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.

Years ago, I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call i'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "hello."

i politely said, "this is chris. Could I please speak with robyn carter?"

suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "you're an problem!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'problem' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, i'd call him up and yell, "you're an problem!" it always cheered me up.

When caller id was introduced in virginia , I thought my therapeutic 'problem' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "hi, this is john smith from bell atlantic. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our new caller id program?"

he yelled "no!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, "that's because you're an problem!" and hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black bmw cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that i'd been waiting for that spot, but the fool ignored me. I noticed a "for sale" sign in his back win dow, so I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first problem (i had his number on speed dial,) I thought that i'd better call the bmw problem, too.

I said, "is this the man with the black bmw for sale?"

he said, "yes, it is." I asked, "can you tell me where I can see it?" he said, "yes, I live at 34 oaktree blvd , in fairfax . The car's parked right out in front."

i asked, "what's your name?"

he said, "my name is don hansen,"

i asked, "when's a good time to catch you, don?"

he said, "i'm home every evening after five."

i said, "listen, don, can I tell you something?"

he said, "yes?"

i said, "don, you're an problem!"

then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two suckers to call.

Then I came up with an idea. I called problem #1.
He said, "hello."

i said, "you're an problem!" (but I didn't hang up.)
he asked, "are you still there?"
i said, "yeah,"

he screamed, "stop calling me,"
i said, "make me,"
he asked, "who are you?"
i said, "my name is don hansen."

he said, "yeah? Where do you live?"

i said, "problem, I live at 34 oaktree blvd , in fairfax . I have a black beamer parked in front."

he said, "i'm coming over right now, don. And you had better start saying your prayers."
i said, "yeah, like i'm really scared, problem," and hung up.

Then I called problem #2.

He said, "hello?"
i said, "hello, problem,"

he yelled, "if I ever find out who you are..."
i said, "you'll what?"
he exclaimed, "i'll kick your ass,"
i answered, "well, problem, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."

then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at
34 oaktree blvd , in fairfax , and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover.

Then I called channel 9 news about the gang war going down in oaktree blvd. In fairfax .

I quickly got into my car and headed over to fairfax I got there just in time to watch two suckers beating the crap out of each other in front
of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.

Now I feel much better......

Anger management really does work...

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Messed up thing is...

I've prolly done most of that lol

Haha I love this

Those were very funny but I loved the one you put up tink! Hilarious!

I looove those kia! I see them in my e-mail a few time s a yr and get a smile.

Diane, that was hilarious! Something I would sooo do. Lmao