Because i'm bored.

(1). Are you male or female? Human

(2).What age did you lose your virginity? Birth of humans

(3. What's your favourite sexual position? Have none

(4). What's your sexual fantasy? That one.

(5). Have you ever paid for sex? Contains no money

(6). Have you ever have sex with someone of the same sex? Sex?

(7). Have you ever used sex toys on yourself or another? Childs do not exist

(8.). Have you ever got carpet burns? Pig

(9). Ever be responsible for someone losing their virginity? 3

(10). Ever contracted an std? I think so

(11). Do you give oral? If yes, do you like it? Mental

(12). Are you into anal sex? Poop!

(13). Ever get caught having sex? Never get caught becuase never do stuff I think others wouldnt want to see.

(14). Ever masturbate in the toilet? Master bait tech.

(15). How old are you? 24

(16). What's the oldest and youngest person you've had sex with? When I was 21 she was 16, when I was 23 she was 26

(17) what's the biggest age gap you've had? ^

(1cool. Do you like quiet or loud sex? Loud noises!

(19). Ever have sex with your boy/girlfriends best friend? Cat

(20). When you masturbate who or what do you think of? God!

(21). Ever get seen masterbating? By trees.