Fake friends: never ask for food.
Real friends: are the reason you have no food.
Fake friends: call your parents mr/mrs
real friends: call your parents dad/mom
fake friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
Real friends: would sit next to you sayin "damn ... We messed up ... But that sh|t was fun!"
fake friends: never seen you cry. Real friends: cry with you
fake friends: borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Real friends: keep your sh|t so long they forget its yours.
Fake friends: know a few things about you.
Real friends: could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
Fake friends: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Real friends: will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
Fake friends: would knock on your front door.
Real friends: walk right in and say "i'm home!"
fake friends: are for awhile.
Real friends: are for life.
Fake friends: will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
Real friends: will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b|tch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste sh|t."
fake friends: will talk sh|t to the person who talks sh|t about you.
Real friends: will knock them the medical question out