Wish I had a charming story!

hubby just harassed me until I said yes.
He just woke up one morning and was like
an annoying little kid. He got all
dressed for work and he said "we have to
get married" and it seemed to me that was
all he said for the next month. I kept
saying why don't we wait and see how it
goes. Then he told me these exact words
"we're not getting any younger babe, you
have to marry me" needless to say I was
greatly angered by that... It got to the
point where my friends were sick of
hearing him say it and told me to marry
him just so he'd shut up.
Then our wedding was an actual disaster.
I did not make a good bride I don't
think. I fought with everyone. My
bridesmaids didn't want to wear pink and
told me what colors
they would
prefer. The dogs ate all of our
wedding cake samples. They
demolished the ones from
the damned expensive french baker. I
hired a caterer whose food I liked and who
assured me that she could cater the
sit down
dinner that I wanted and then kept trying
to get me to switch to a
buffet.
I purchased a dress from a very famous
chain bridal store and while it was in
their shop being stored it was damaged and
they couldn't find another in anything
close to my size in another store.

then they didn't want to refund all of my
money to me. It was getting crazy and I
scrapped the whole idea and we went down
to the courthouse and got married.
About a block away from the courthouse a
building was going up in a blaze of glory
and I remember thinking, oh crap
everything in the world is trying to warn
me that I shouldn't marry this man. But
I did and we've been married a little over
two years with no more than normal marital
discord I think.

sorry so long but
once I got started I couldn't stop...