**back up. . . .



"i was at a party rite and I met this boy he look kinda familiar to me but I didnt say nothin 2 him. So while I was dancing with my friend he comes behind me and I start 2 juke him and hes like "i know u but do u know me?" thats wen I remembered who he was his voice had changed but he was still sexy so he asked me out we went out 4 about 6 month and he wanted me to have sex wit him and wen I told him no 4 the 50millinth time he said then were over and I was like baby its been over!"

someone please tell me what the hell "juke" is? Lol
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"so, I was totally in love with this girl at my school, and she was totally perfect for me. I mean, my friends all new I was gay, and she was the first one that they liked. We were supposed to meet at this club on one saturday night, and she told me that day that she couldn't make it because she got really sick, and would feel better if she just stayed home. So, being the great girlfriend that I am, decided to go visit her at her house, and wear her favorite red undergarments of mine, and do one of those sexy dances that she loves. But when I walked into her house, I started hearing screaming from the bedroom, and I thought someone was trying to kill her. When I busted down the door, I found her getting it up the ass by my brother! I was so disgusted, that I went into the kitchen and got a knife and chopped off his penis, and walked out. My brother filed a report to the police on me, and I had to go to jail for two years. That health questions! I havent seen him since, and if I do, I will be sure to finish the job..."

things that make you say wow. . .
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"i was dating this guy who was about 13 years old which was about 2 years younger then me. I had to go to a yearbook meeting for about an hour so he stayed at my crib wit my mom. The meeting ended about 20 minutes early so I just got a ride wit my friend. When I got home and walked in the door I saw my boyfriend and my 52 year old mom making out on the couch. When she saw me she said that he was choking and she was giving him mouth to mouth. After this I moved out to live with hes lezbien cousin. After about a month me and hes cousin started to become very close to each other. We wanted to get married but the government wouldnt let us. So now when ever her side of the family has a reunion I get to see my motherfin x who is now married to my father. So everthing worked out for the best. Exept for the fact that my mother was murdered. I wonder who did that "
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one more. . .

"i was going out with this guy who I liked but he dumped me for this other girl just because she had gotten her hair cut and had bigger boobs that me."

don't you miss being 13? Lol

i think those are the ones I originally put up. . . .