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Q: What Do You Call Yours?

asked by: Stu on October 31st, 2006

New User

Speaking to my wife the other day, she asked me what I called my penis, in terms of a nickname? I replied that I have never given it a nickname (or pet name), and she was quite suprised. She believed that men generally have a pet name for their penis. Do any of you women have partners that have a pet name for their parts?

I remember an episode of 'friends' where joey referred to his as 'the general' so I will give this as an example! Smile

so as a general poll, what do you call yours (so to speak)? Do any of you women have a pet name for your own parts?

Not wishing to infringe on anyone's privacy here, just curious... Smile

Replies(19)

Kia

replied on October 31st, 2006

Supporter

Bear in mind I am from the uk not usa.

Mine :- fanny, tush, vagina, c*nt (sorry ladies but I love that word), lady-garden

his :- penis, winky, widge, willy, peeee-niss, man-sword, love-pole, mighty-meaty, ok there's loads lol

usually is penis or widge and vagina Wink

ste usually refers to his as his penis.

Becky

replied on October 31st, 2006

Especially eHealthy

More or less the same as kia except tush and lady garden

man: penis all the time

tex789

replied on October 31st, 2006

New User

kia_breizzze wrote:

bear in mind I am from the uk not usa.

Mine :- fanny, tush, vagina, c*nt (sorry ladies but I love that word), lady-garden

his :- penis, winky, widge, willy, peeee-niss, man-sword, love-pole, mighty-meaty, ok there's loads lol

...

for a woman: vagina, female part of the body (actually I don't really care for that name), never heard it called lady-garden or tush.

Mine: well having it small, I don't have a name for it! Probably something like tiny.

Ladies, what would you call a small one?

wr17

replied on October 31st, 2006

Experienced User

My friends and I have always called our cooches "frog" and "goose"..Haha..I think its a southern thing!

turqoise

replied on October 31st, 2006

New User

My boyfriend calls mine "pretty kitty" and I call his "lil' *insert guy's name*"

Kia

replied on November 1st, 2006

Supporter

Oh yeah I forgot cooch or coochie lol

lady-garden is all thanks to big brother 5 and the lip gloss health forum.

fiona05

replied on November 1st, 2006

Supporter

We have loads of fun thinking up new and imaginative names for genetalia. Yes ladygarden is still a firm favourite of mine! (watering the ladygarden with man-rain, etc. Lol

trousersnake is also a favourite for him.

steph25

replied on November 1st, 2006

New User

This is kinda dumb but my boyfriend and I refer to his as a flashlight. Lol. The thing is that he always said this dumb quoute "as a matter of fact that is not a flashlight in my pocket"... So the name stuck. Lol.

Sammy001

replied on November 3rd, 2006

Active User, very eHealthy

Mine- snitchet
his-thirsty c*ockaroo

Euphoric

replied on November 5th, 2006

New User

Nicknames

This is a funny topic! Laughing

well.. For me, I call it my stuff, gine'ie, and theres others but it depends on what kinda mood we are in..When he is being funny he says , fanooter (i think it is off of the movie "dumb and dumberer") Wink

and for him.. I call it his weenis, or man marbles.. Mr. Green

reneblack

replied on November 8th, 2006

Experienced User

Lol

That funny.Lol. I dont call my boyfriend's dick any nick name. But some time we joke about his penis. And call it wingwong!!!!!!!!!!! Laughing

Makoto

replied on November 8th, 2006

Experienced User

Mine is call "mia" missing in action. I would also call him, little ignored one.

I sometimes I call him and he comes, but most times he just lies there all depressed and down. However from time to time, he gets atttention, then I call him "little squirt".

In the past I have called him "johnny come early" and other times "johnny come lately." I also have called him "the machine" or the "orgasm maker".

But my favorite, one is "puddle jumper."

tex789

replied on November 10th, 2006

New User

Why would you give yours a name at all?? And so many different names too?

I would think any names for it would be assigned by a girl not yourself!!

Kia

replied on November 10th, 2006

Supporter

We have a new name for his...

Kenny!

tex789

replied on November 11th, 2006

New User

Kenny?? How do you ladies come up with these names??

Kia

replied on November 11th, 2006

Supporter

It's a reference to south park.
My partner is uncircumsized and well lets just say due to a senstive issue the foreskin swelled up a bit recently and I now call him kenny!

Makoto

replied on November 11th, 2006

Experienced User

tex789 wrote:

why would you give yours a name at all?? And so many different names too?

I would think any names for it would be assigned by a girl not yourself!!

does the navy let the enemy name their battle ships?

Makoto

replied on November 11th, 2006

Experienced User

kia_breizzze wrote:

it's a reference to south park.

My partner is uncircumsized and well lets just say due to a senstive issue the foreskin swelled up a bit recently and I now call him kenny!

you health questions did you kill kenny?????Lol

Kia

replied on November 12th, 2006

Supporter

makoto wrote:

you health questions did you kill kenny?????Lol

almost

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