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asked by: oh_mommy on October 30th, 2006
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Omg last night shawn and I went to bed... We talked for abit like usual, and then he falls asleep.. And being who I am I cant fall asleep for awhile, so then like 5 minutes after he falls asleep I get extremly horny (tmi) and of course I dont want to wake him because he worked the next morning.. So I was sitting there thinking abot sex and man I hated the fact of shawn being asleep so I tried talking to see if he would wake up from that, but nope... So then I put my arm around him and put my hand near his crotch and nothing.. Gahhh.. Whats with this? Why does he get to fall asleep so easily.. And damn, why did I have to get so horny after hes asleep!!
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hopefulmjz
replied on October 30th, 2006
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Lol! I feel your pain girl. That happened to me a number of times during my pregnancy as well. You've gotta love the preggo hormones. Then when I finally would fall asleep first....I'd be the one getting woke up from wandering hands. *sigh* men!
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BabyGirlsMami
replied on October 31st, 2006
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I would have just pulled my hubbys pants down and climbed on.. But thats just me. If I were you next time I would just go for it!
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greeneyes33
replied on October 31st, 2006
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Lol! That's happened to me too.
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oh_mommy
replied on October 31st, 2006
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Lol I didnt want to do that because then shawn would get his "2nd awakening" and not be able to fall back asleep and be too tired to work.. So I was trying to be nice.. Lol...
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Zanny
replied on October 31st, 2006
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Aww I know that feelin all too well.. My boyfriend is obsessed with his sleep and it drives me mad sometimes.. He can sleep anywhere, too.. On the bus, at work, standing up.. And as I don't see him very often, when i'm with him I wanna make the most of it!! I usually just get very "pursuasive" and he's even been known to stay asleep while I climb aboard.. Haha he doesn't remember it the next day either, I could do anything to him in that state.. Muahaha Twisted Evil
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oh_mommy
replied on October 31st, 2006
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Lol.. I was talking to shawn last night and he was like "u could have just helped urself u know, I wouldnt mind" and I looked at him what are u talking abot buddy.. And then he looks at me and was like "u know, u coulda just made him hard and then jumped on" and I was like "and u wouldnt wake up from me giving u a handjob?" and hes like "depends on how fast/hard ur doing it" lol.. Men..
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HcoBrunette06
replied on October 31st, 2006
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Lol tommy can sleep through anything, too! It's so weird, i'm such a picky sleeper, but he can fall asleep sitting up, standing up... Upside down (literally, picture included) he even slept through the alarm going off in his apartment lol that doesn't make me feel very safe.


sorry if it's real big, but that's him.. In the middle of the day, sleeping half way off his bed lol he was younger though. What a freak.
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ThriftyGal
replied on October 31st, 2006
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Who's the girly?
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HcoBrunette06
replied on October 31st, 2006
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His sister lol
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SURRO_MOM2B
replied on October 31st, 2006
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oh_mommy wrote:
lol.. I was talking to shawn last night and he was like "u could have just helped urself u know, I wouldnt mind" and I looked at him what are u talking abot buddy.. And then he looks at me and was like "u know, u coulda just made him hard and then jumped on" and I was like "and u wouldnt wake up from me giving u a handjob?" and hes like "depends on how fast/hard ur doing it" lol.. Men..


haha- I am not too experienced with men but do all guys wake up 'hard' in the mornings? It always intrigued me!
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ThriftyGal
replied on October 31st, 2006
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So is tommy cutting out pictures and making big posters out of them? Is he scrap booker terra?


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Hahaha
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HcoBrunette06
replied on October 31st, 2006
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Lol no you retard, his sister is the one scrapbooking, shes sent me tons of him as a baby and a little kid. He's not a flamer :p
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Bridget
replied on October 31st, 2006
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surro_mom2b wrote:


haha- I am not too experienced with men but do all guys wake up 'hard' in the mornings? It always intrigued me!


so i'm not the only one! I'm also intrigued by morning wood. I know, i'm a dork. I just think it's hilarious.
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oh_mommy
replied on October 31st, 2006
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Lol, shawns like that lol.. And when he goes to bed too he goes to cuddle up to me and whats pokin me in the butt?.. U guessed it lol... Shawn sleeps threw everything its annoying.. Such as when our neighbours are yelling and screamin at eachother...
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hopefulmjz
replied on October 31st, 2006
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iheartmybostonterrier wrote:
surro_mom2b wrote:


haha- I am not too experienced with men but do all guys wake up 'hard' in the mornings? It always intrigued me!


so i'm not the only one! I'm also intrigued by morning wood. I know, i'm a dork. I just think it's hilarious.

this makes me feel better. There *are* others out there like me! Laughing
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HcoBrunette06
replied on October 31st, 2006
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Rofl

i said to tommy "so when you wake up in the morning and you're naked and you have morning wood you just walk around naked in your room with a boner?" and he said "yeah and then I go wake people up with it .W.A.K.E.Y .W.A.K.E.Y" rofl I thought that was funny.
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oh_mommy
replied on November 1st, 2006
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I would be so disterbed if my brothers walked up to me with a woody trying to wake me up.. I would so scream.. Thank god I moved out and dont have to be afraid of that anymore.. Thou you would think they'd be the ones to have moved out by now.. Ones 22 almost 23 and the other 20
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