No idea why (as this has never been a problem for me before), but i'm suddenly battling constipation. It's driving me insane, and i'm under 18 so i'm not allowed to purchase actual otc laxatives. Also, I don't have any of these fancy herbs, like senna. Can anyone please tell me what I can do besides drink lots of water and eat lots of fiber? I'm starting to hate triscuits!

and I hate water now, too. I'm ready to chug down a cup of olive oil, but does anyone know if that much would cause cramping? I don't care if it has a cathartic effect on me... If it works, it works.
Thanks!