Ok check it. This really happend, not because I was lucky, but because im a pimp bad mofo. Ok so I met these two twins, they were hot as hell, I mean ya know all the good things for a womon to have, they had em. Plenty to go around, but these brauds were bad. I met them at my work being a waiter at a texas roadhouse, I was new in town so I wanted to go out and party. I asked one of em out, her name was rachelle and she quickly said yes. She then asked if her sister could come too, me being a pimp mofo said sure. We went to a bar to whatch the steelers own the piss outa the san diego chargers, man we got sooooooo wasted they just love their football in pa! Anyway short story long, I totally got down with both of em in the parking lot. They were some nasty girls, anyways not here to brag just tell a story. So then I went home trashed, and yes I drank and drove but I had too, no one was up it was like 2:30 and the bar was close. I had a wild hair up my arse and decided to call this other chick I know courtney, she answerd and was reclutant to hear me say I wanted to come over, said she was tired. I put that caca to rest and I was on my way! Went over there man and she too was nasty freak, not to talk bad about her but she was 22 and living with her mom? It was a nasty house, looked like it came outa white trash fingerhut cataloge. Anyway left her house around 4am got home at 4:45ish and slept a night ill never forget.
