A man was sick and tired of going to work
every day while his wife stayed home. He
wanted her to see what he went through so
he prayed:
"dear lord: I go to work every day and put
in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at
home. I want her to know what I go
through, so please allow her body to
switch with mine for a day. Amen."
god, in his infinite wisdom, granted the
man's wish. The next morning, sure
enough, the man awoke as a woman. He
arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
awakened the kids, set out their school
clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their
lunches, drove them to school, came home
and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to
the cleaners and stopped at the bank to
make a deposit. Went grocery shopping,
then drove home to put away the groceries,
paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and
bathed the dog. Then it was already 1
p.M. And he hurried to make the beds, do
the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and
mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school
to pick up the kids and got into an
argument with them on the way home. Set
out milk and cookies and got the kids
organized to do their homework. Then set
up the ironing board and watched tv while
he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began
peeling potatoes and washing vegetables
for salad, breaded the pork chops and
snapped fresh beans for supper. After
supper, he cleaned thekitchen, ran the
dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the
kids, and put them to bed. At 9 p.M. He
was exhausted and, though his daily chores
weren't finished, he went to bed where he
was expected to make love, which he
managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately
knelt by the bed and said: "lord, I don't
know what I was thinking. I was so wrong
to envy my wife's being able to stay home
all day. Please, oh please, let us trade
back."
the lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied,
"my son, I feel you have learned your
lesson and I will be happy to change
things back to the way they were.
You'll just have to wait nine months,
though. You got pregnant last night."
sarah (not the author)