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Q: Pregnancy Scares....

asked by: hopefulmjz on August 11th, 2006

Extremely eHealthy

Teen age sex:

the mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that
her daughter was having sex.

Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely
impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor.

The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful
and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in
rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter
to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and
give her a box of condoms.

Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a
date, the woman told her about the situation and handed
her a box of condoms.

The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug
her mother saying:

"oh mom! You don't have to worry about that!

I'm dating susan!"

*edited to add...
T.H.I.S .I.S .A .J.O.K.E

Last edited by hopefulmjz on August 11th, 2006 09:18 PM; edited 1 time in total

Replies(5)

fox1lady

replied on August 11th, 2006

Experienced User

:lol: dont get worried she is probably messing with you...Then again at least you dont have to be worried about her getting pregnant...I've learned that this is a faze that girls her age go throught it doesnt always mean that they will continue to date girls..Just means that sometimes we as parents are too strick about dating..I do agree that she should be more concerned about graduating school, and dating later..Try to be more open in communiting with her..My mother was and still is I can talk to her about anything..Try not to ridicule her about anything she tells you and she will open up more..It works, then they tell you everything as if you are one of there friends.

Becky

replied on August 11th, 2006

Especially eHealthy

Lol I thinks its a joke sweetie

~*~Jillian~*~

replied on August 11th, 2006

Extremely eHealthy

fox1lady wrote:

um sweetie this post was a joke..Not a real story...Haha im laughing my as* off at the joke and this person...Hahahahaha

fox1lady

replied on August 11th, 2006

Experienced User

I know. I know it was funny too..But in the long run you cant always be too concerned, never know if they are coming out the closet in the slick side :wink:

Sandbox Party

replied on August 16th, 2006

Especially eHealthy

::sigh::

dont we love over analyzing??

Funny joke, .Mando! ;-)

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