An elderly couple, margaret and bert, are in
>california.>
> > bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some>
> > on> > sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking
>proudly.> > he walks into the house and says to his wife: 'notice
>anything> > different> > about
>me?'> > margaret looks him over, 'nope.'> >
>frustrated bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks> >
>back> > into the room completely naked except for
>the boots.> > again, he asks, a little louder this time,
>'notice anything different> > now?'>
> > margaret looks up and says, ' bert, what's different? It's hanging> >
>down> > today, it was
>hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again>
> > tomorrow.'> > furious, bert yells, 'and do you know why
>it's hanging down,> > margaret?'> >
>'nope', she replies.> > 'it's hanging down because it's looking at my
>new boots!!!!!'> > to which margaret replies..."shoulda bought a hat, bert.
>shoulda> > bought a> >
>hat.'>>