Hey emma
yo mama's so nasty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.
Yo mama's so nasty, she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama's so nasty, she made speed stick slow down
yo mama's so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.
Yo mama's so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor.
*edited to say:this was not an insult to emma just some jokes