>>> ghetto spelling bee
>>>
>>> tyreal came home from school disappointed. "i hate english, dem
>>> teachers are always changing stuff".
>>>
>>> mother: "tyreal, have you been using bad words and writing dirty
notes
>>> again?"
>>>
>>> tyreal: "naw, momma, I sware I didn't. I used all of my spelling
words
>>> in a sentence like the teacher say, but the teacher, she gave me an
"f".

>>> 1. Hotel - my momma said that she ain' gon tell her friend
>>> shaqueta nothing else, cause that hotel everthang she know.
>>>
>>> 2. Honor roll - we was playing bidwiz on the stoop the
other day
>>> and man, I was honorroll .
>>>
>>> 3. Planet - leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed
to
>>> grow weed, and he planet in the backyard.
>>>
>>> 4. Dismay - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out
a
>>> needle and said dismay hurt a little.
>>>
>>> 5. Omelette - I should punch you for what you jes said but
>>> omelette it go dis time.
>>>
>>> 6. Stairway - getting high is stupid. It makes you stairway
into
>>> space.
>>>
>>> 7. Mobile - I went to buy some food, I was short on cash,
and my
>>> man said gimme one mobile .
>>>
>>> 8. Defense - I saw this dude running from the! Cops, but he
>>> hopped defense and got away.
>>>
>>> 9. Afro - I got so mad at my girl, afro a lamp at her.
>>>
>>> 10. Aftermath - I don't feel like being at school today so
>>> aftermath , i'm out.
>>>
>>> 11. Locket - I slam the door so hard, I locket .
>>>
>>> 12. Domineering - my girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got
her a
>>> domineering .
>>>
>>> 13 kenya - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger
>>> kenya spare some change.
>>>
>>> 14. Derange - derange is where da deer and da antelope play.
>>>
>>> 15 data - at my basketball game, I scored thirty points my
coach
>>> say data boy.
>>>
>>> 16. Beware - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "is
dis
>>> beware I can get a job?"
>>>
>>> 17. Dimension - I be tall, dark, handsome and not dimension
smart.
>>>
>>> 18. Coatroom - the judge said, "one more outburst, you'll be
>>> thrown out de coatroom ."
>>>
>>> 19. Decide - my boy fronting' like he love his girl but
eribody
>>> know he got a couple of chicks on decide .
>>>
>>> 20. Fascinate - her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she
can't
>>> fascinate .

--sarah ((not the author))