Okay,

sorry for the weird header, but its the truth. I am a straight male, and in a long term relationship with a wonderful women.

Last night, I played hockey and came home, had a shower and went to bed. I woke up in the middle of the night with my butt hole killing me. It feels like it is inside my anus? I have felt this before, but it was after I went #2. It doesn't hurt to sit down or anything like that - but it feels like a great sharp long lasting pain in my butt?

Is this something I should get looked at? Any idea what it is? I don't have any lumps or bumps. It doesn't hurt all the time, but when it does I can't sleep and barely move and the pain is horrible.

Any ideas?