Ok here are a bunch of sad/adult jokes I thought were funny please dont take offense..........

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two gay men decide that they want to have a baby, but they don't want to adopt because they want the baby to be as close to their own as possible.

So they both masturbate into a cup and have a doctor use their sperm to impregnate a female friend of theirs.

Nine months later, the two people are looking at their baby in the hospital nursery. All of the babies are crying and screaming except for theirs.

"wow," one of the gay men says, "our baby is the most well behaved one in here."

a nurse who happens to be walking by says, "now he's quiet, but wait till we take the pacifier out of his ass."
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a teacher notices that a little jonny at the back of the class is squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention.

She goes back to find out what's up. He's quite embarrassed and whispers that he has just recently been circumcised and he's quite itchy.

The teacher tells him to go down to the principal's office, to phone his mum and ask her what he should do about it.

He does this and returns to the class, sits down in his seat and suddenly, there's a general commotion at the back of the room.

Back down she goes, only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.

"i thought I told you to call your mom" she says.

"i did" he says, "she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."