with your hand? :lol:

Apple pieee:p:p american pie stylez hahaha just kiddin

whatever makes your boat flow =)

Heat a water melon in the oven at 225º for 10 minutes. Let cool. Cut a hole the appropriate size.



HAVE FUN!!!

For a male, the healthiest way to masturbate is to lay on your back or sit in a chair and place your hand around your penis, like the way you grab a can of soda. Stroke up and down, and find what feels best for you. A clear fluid will probably come from the tip of the penis if you have hit puberty; this is normal and can be used to help lubricate your hand and the penis so you hand can slide faster. Spit can also be used.

Oh, and you may be wondering "Why is this topic full of reported posts?" It's because almost everyone who posted to this topic posted unhelpful, harmful, false information. We take every post on eHealth seriously, and so should you. If you reply to a topic, be helpful, not harmful no matter how silly the question may seem.

i tried spitting but it doesn't work

Spit doesn't come out of your mouth, or it didn't work as a lubricant? What works better is licking your hand several times, rubbing it on the penis to get more spit on it bit by bit.

it still does not work

You may be too young, hon. Little kids can't masturbate like grown ups.

My son has been playing with his willy since he was a baby, thus I guess we boys have always known how to go about playing with ourselves (I can't remember when I started.. thus infancy is my bet).

What I can advise is stay away from porn. It really effects a young man's perception of all things sexual. if you need visual stimuli firstly turn to your imagination.

Masturbation is healthy. Porn is not all that healthy for the mind.

My mind is rather healthy and I look at porn. However, it is obviously not appropriate for someone under the age of 18.

Masturbation will ruin your life, I masturbated for about 13 years and now living in regret
you will age faster
reduced mental alertness
reduced urge for sex
premature ejaculation
impotence

Oh please, grow up. Masturbation does not cause growth development, slow brains, crazy sex drives, premature ejaculation or impotence. You're actually more likely as a male to have an unhealthy prostate if you don't masturbate, which can lead to prostate disease and cancer.

The human body was made to have sex, it was made to "release". You must remember that at our core, all animals including humans are on this Earth for one major purpose: to reproduce. Resisting that urge is unhealthy and unnatural.

Now obviously there is no difference between ejaculation from masturbation and ejaculation from sex. But for some reason I bet if a person said "I'm having sex every day" you wouldn't have Boo to say about it. But because they are "masturbating" every day - even if they aren't having sex- for some reason you think it's bad. That's because you're ignorant.

In fact I'd be willing to bet that the person having sex every day is spending more energy and nutrients etc etc on sex than the person who takes a few minutes and jerks one off.

Be LOGICAL for once and you'll realise that you stopped masturbation for all the wrong reasons. Hey, look. Your penis misses you

I guess that you are a female, so you may not have the side effects of excessive masturbation that boys have.
I have carried out a personal research, and I am convinced.
Ejaculation during sex is not masturbation. Most people hooked on to masturbation do it upto 5 times daily. A normal man can not have sex 5X daily for a very long time.
There are so many strories about the side effects on this forum

Lols. Why do none of the men I know suffer from your ailments? Personal research is usually nonsense.

How many people do you think are actually "hooked" on masturbation, eh? Probably not many. Most people I know (and yes, we do freely discuss these things) masturbate maybe once a day. We are horny college students. We are not addicted.

You NEVER discussed people addicted to it in your first post; you just generalized. You tried to say that everyone who masturbates will become dumb and tired and short and underdeveloped and grow hair on their palms and have a tiny penis - May I add on more masturbation myths?

Why is ejaculation during sex OK but ejaculation during masturbation is bad? You still haven't explained that.
You tried to make the excuse that "people addicted do it a lot!" but considering we're discussing NORMAL masturbatory behavior, we can exclude people addicted to it.
You also tried to make the excuse "oh, you're just female, you couldn't possibly have a clue what I, the smart male am taking about!"

There are a lot of people who THINK masturbation is causing their side effects when it's not. They're as deluded as you. Ever think you may have an actual disease or condition that a doctor can fix?

I've been masturbating for 10 years.... nothing has happened. If you have to masturbate 5 times a day for a steady 13 years, you probably have a hormonal issue. Masturbating even once a day for your entire life is not a bad thing. But if you're masturbating 35 times a week, it's probably not the actual masturbating that's causing all these side effects, its probably the initial hormonal issue you were/are experiencing. Go see a doctor.

First, get down on your knees. Spit in your hand (Sounds digusting but works great) and put in around your_______. Make sure the bump at the base of your little finger is on the area right beneath the hole in the head of your ______. Now move your pelvis forward and back, not your hand.

ok I am going to tell the honest to god truth I am 13 and have been masturbating for about 3 years and it never goes past twice a day and I just measured myself at full extension and I am honest to god 5 inches long "fully extended" and the only thing masturbating has done to me is make be bigger because no one else I know my age is that large so hopefully you believe me because I am true to my word