the Song My Ds Is Singing While He Is Dancing In My Belly: Posted: 05-31-06 10:55am
You put your left foot in,
you put your left foot out,
you put your left foot in,
and you kick your mommies cervix,
you do the hokey pokey,
and you turn yourself around!
Thats what it's all about!
You put your right foot in,
you put your right foot out,
you put your right foot in,
and you punch your mommies rib cage.
You do the hokey pokey,
and you jab her in the gut.
Thats what it's all about!
You make her pee a thousand times,
and you make her really sick,
thats what it's all about!!
You know you've been in the house too long
when you're making up songs about your
baby beating you up. Good times!!!
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kissofangel20
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Posted: 05-31-06 10:56am
Lol....That was too funny.
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lil_blaze2004
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Posted: 05-31-06 12:13pm
Hahaha, great song!
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DylanJacob
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Joined: 17 Apr 2006 Posts: 559
Posted: 05-31-06 15:38pm
Wow - that's powerful! And so true lol...
He ha, made me laugh so hard.
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