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Q: Seniors Having Babies

asked by: Sunflower_pie81 on April 6th, 2006

Extremely eHealthy

I know that this isn't a joke sight but this was just too cute......

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit. ''may we see the new baby?" one asked. "not yet," said the mother. "i'll make coffee and we can visit for awhile first."
thirty minutes had passed, and a! Nother relative asked, "may we see the new baby now?"
"no, not yet," said the mother.

After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "may we see the baby now?"
"no, not yet," replied the mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, "well, when can we see the baby?"

"when he cries!" she told them.
"when he cries?" they demanded. "why do we have to wait until he cries?"
"because I forgot where I put him."

Replies(9)

chrissy721

replied on April 6th, 2006

Active User, very eHealthy

Haha...That's hilarious

that reminds me of my husband's grandmother who just passed away recently....

We were all over for thanksgiving and she loves custard pie, so she hid the last piece so nobody would find it and eat it. Well a few months later we started smelling a really fowl smell and we found this pie on the top shelf in the kitchen cupboard. When we mentioned it to grandma, she said oh...Dagnabit...That's where that wretched pie went too...I forgot where it was...

She's from england so her accent makes it even funnier

Sunflower_pie81

replied on April 6th, 2006

Extremely eHealthy

That is very funny. Cute.

tigresacanela24

replied on April 6th, 2006

Especially eHealthy

I've been telling your jokes to my mum, the poor dear ends up laughing so hard she turns purple.

Sunflower_pie81

replied on April 6th, 2006

Extremely eHealthy

tigresacanela24 wrote:

i've been telling your jokes to my mum, the poor dear ends up laughing so hard she turns purple.

i get them all the time in e-mails and this place has just been too stressed and so I think they may help.....Make sure you don't tell your mum these jokes while drinking or eating.

tigresacanela24

replied on April 6th, 2006

Especially eHealthy

Don't worry, I won't. The poor dear would choke herself to death laughing.

Sunflower_pie81

replied on April 6th, 2006

Extremely eHealthy

Lol, that is really funny....I didn't take my own advice and choked on my drink. Bet your mum can't wait for the blue m&m huh?

tigresacanela24

replied on April 6th, 2006

Especially eHealthy

sunflower_pie81 wrote:

lol, that is really funny....I didn't take my own advice and choked on my drink. Bet your mum can't wait for the blue m&m huh?

she is really excited. She calls him "fu man chu" she's going insane with socks and onesies. :lol: some lady that I don't even know gave me a 52 pack of size 1 diapers today. Cool, huh?

Sunflower_pie81

replied on April 6th, 2006

Extremely eHealthy

Yes that is cool.....I would have givven her a huge hug. Lol I will take ever thing I can get at this point.....I have three bottles, 3 pack of onsies, one crib sheet, a bassonnette, and a changing table, stripped and not looking loke it's going to get painted any time soon, oh and a dresser and crib. Ack I still have so much to get.

diamondsz

replied on April 6th, 2006

Extremely eHealthy

You made my day lol I forwarded it to my mom and friends lol!!

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