Lmao!!

Haha

3 bullets
>
> a woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a
> masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the
> stomach.
>
> luckily the babies were ok. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets
> in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy
> daughters and a healthy son.
>
> all was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room
> in tears.
>
> "what's wrong?" asked the mother.
>
> "i was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter.
>
> the mother told her it was okay, and explained what happened 16 years
> ago.
>
> about a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.
> "mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."
>
> again the mother told her not to worry, and explained what happened 16
> years ago.
>
> a week later her son walked into the room in tears.
>
> "it's okay" said the mom, "i know what happened. You were taking a
> tinkle and a bullet came out."
>
> "no," said the boy, "i was playing with myself and I shot the dog."
>
>
> I know you smiled!
>


sarah

i've heard that one!!...Lol I read it one night while I was bored and looking up jokes..Its a good one though

Those both made me smile and laugh so I sent them to some of my friends

I have heared the second 1 b4

but it still makes me laugh


he he lol

Those were sooo funny!! !! !!

Those are great. Haha!

Lmao macysmama!! You always make me laugh!

Thanx I try :)

You look so cute with your belly and your daughter! Aww,i hope I can be in that position one day!

Thank you :) baby dust to ya when ya want it!

Thanks! Hopefully one day I will.I hope!!!!