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Location: FL
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This Is Funny...
Posted: 03-08-06 15:11pm
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A dad is on his way home a bit late from
the office when he realizes
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> that it's his daughter's birthday
and he has not bought her a gift.
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> so he stops at a toy store to buy
his daughter a barbie.
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> inside he sees a barbie display and
asks the salesgirl how much the
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> barbies are.
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> the girl responds: "which one? We
have:
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> gymnasium barbie: $19.95
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> volleyball barbie: $19.95
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> shopping barbie: $19.95
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> surfer barbie: $19.95
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> disco barbie: $19.95
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> and? Divorced barbie: $299.95
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> shocked, the man asks, "why is
divorced barbie $299.95 when all the
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> other barbies are $19.95?"
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> exasperated, the girl responds:
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> "sir, divorced barbie comes
with":
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> ken's car
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> ken's house
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> ken's boat
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> ken's furniture
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> ken's jewelry
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> ken's money
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> ken's computer, and
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> ken's best friend...
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Kimmeh
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Joined: 11 Jul 2005
Posts: 1104
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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AlliE_18
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Location: uk
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Eyes Wide Shut
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Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 7892
Location: *UPTOWN*NEW ORLEANS*, La
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Lol...here's Another Good One!
Posted: 03-08-06 15:41pm
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3 bullets
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> a woman pregnant with triplets was
walking down the street when a
> masked robber ran out of a bank and
shot her three times in the
> stomach.
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> luckily the babies were ok. The
surgeon decided to leave the bullets
> in because it was too risky to
operate. She gave birth to two healthy
> daughters and a healthy son.
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> all was fine for 16 years, and then
one daughter walked into the room
> in tears.
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> "what's wrong?" asked the mother.
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> "i was taking a tinkle and this
bullet came out," replied the daughter.
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> the mother told her it was okay, and
explained what happened 16 years
> ago.
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> about a week later the second
daughter walked into the room in tears.
> "mom, I was taking a tinkle and this
bullet came out."
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> again the mother told her not to
worry, and explained what happened 16
> years ago.
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> a week later her son walked into the
room in tears.
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> "it's okay" said the mom, "i know
what happened. You were taking a
> tinkle and a bullet came out."
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> "no," said the boy, "i was playing
with myself and I shot the dog."
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> I know you smiled!
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sarah
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~*~Jillian~*~
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Joined: 01 Feb 2005
Posts: 1759
Location: Tennessee, USA
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Re: Lol...here's Another Good One!
Posted: 03-08-06 20:42pm
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| babymajic0506
wrote: | 3 bullets
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> a woman pregnant with triplets was
walking down the street when a
> masked robber ran out of a bank and
shot her three times in the
> stomach.
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> luckily the babies were ok. The
surgeon decided to leave the bullets
> in because it was too risky to
operate. She gave birth to two healthy
> daughters and a healthy son.
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> all was fine for 16 years, and then
one daughter walked into the room
> in tears.
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> "what's wrong?" asked the mother.
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> "i was taking a tinkle and this
bullet came out," replied the daughter.
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> the mother told her it was okay, and
explained what happened 16 years
> ago.
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> about a week later the second
daughter walked into the room in tears.
> "mom, I was taking a tinkle and this
bullet came out."
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> again the mother told her not to
worry, and explained what happened 16
> years ago.
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> a week later her son walked into the
room in tears.
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> "it's okay" said the mom, "i know
what happened. You were taking a
> tinkle and a bullet came out."
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> "no," said the boy, "i was playing
with myself and I shot the dog."
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> I know you smiled!
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sarah |
i've heard that one!!...Lol I read it one
night while I was bored and looking up
jokes..Its a good one though
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oh_mommy
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Posted: 03-09-06 02:19am
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Those both made me smile and laugh so I
sent them to some of my friends
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Roxiefox
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 10 Feb 2006
Posts: 257
Location: England
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Posted: 03-09-06 13:46pm
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I have heared the second 1 b4
but it still makes me laugh
he he lol
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Roxiefox
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 10 Feb 2006
Posts: 257
Location: England
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Melissa_20
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Posts: 6806
Location: Florida
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Posted: 03-09-06 14:33pm
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Those were sooo funny!! !! !!
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oh_mommy
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Posted: 03-09-06 15:55pm
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| roxiefox
wrote: | http://i2.Tinypic.Com/qzj6uc
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try this |
whats with the pic of a horse that looks
semi like a cow?
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sarahhendrickson
New User, Becoming EHEALTHy
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 30
Location: MO
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Lol
Posted: 03-09-06 23:07pm
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Jolie_3110
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Posts: 1755
Location: Essex, England
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Posted: 03-10-06 15:21pm
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Lmao macysmama!! You always make me
laugh!
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yellow ribbon
Especially EHEALTHy
Joined: 07 Dec 2005
Posts: 5554
Location: FL
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Melissa_20
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Joined: 18 Jan 2006
Posts: 6806
Location: Florida
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Posted: 03-10-06 15:52pm
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You look so cute with your belly and your
daughter! Aww,i hope I can be in that
position one day!
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yellow ribbon
Especially EHEALTHy
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Posts: 5554
Location: FL
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Posted: 03-10-06 16:06pm
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Thank you :) baby dust to ya when ya want
it!
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Melissa_20
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Joined: 18 Jan 2006
Posts: 6806
Location: Florida
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Posted: 03-10-06 16:29pm
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Thanks! Hopefully one day I will.I
hope!!!!
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