I honestly think my family consists purely of burping champions, except me!!!! I got the same s**t like everyone else here, just a little worse i think!!!
First off all I am German, and i f***in love beer (so much for the stereotype) problem is, that i not only get huge amounts of gas because of this burping thing, but also have to belch or eructacte every half minute or so (after drinking around 2 liters of beer)! Then after a while i start having hick ups so bad, that i basically get sober again after no matter how many beers i've had. Sometimes it gets even worse and they turn into double or f***in triple hick ups, meaning three hick ups at once (which hurt like someone is punching you in the throat) instead of one! The only way to stop them is to lay flat on a bench or the ground (whatever possibility you have at the moment) and breath in very calm for like 10 Minutes, or if its really bad go to bed, though there will still be a bad hick up about every half hour for the next day!
In case i do puke from alcohol, which is quite rare i do have the loudest burps before doing so!! Thats probably the only joy i found in this whole dilemma, cause I actually woke up my Aunt and our Neighbors one house further down the street, which was pretty damn funny!!
Also cause of this sh*t, i think i have the loudest farts in the world, no joke!! And those come like every half minute every day!!
I cannot believe theres so many people who have this problem, and no f***in doctor knowing anything about it!
Last but not least I just wanna say f**k all these dumbasses trying to tell people not to drink beer or fizzy drinks, stop smoking and eatin less fatty stuff, what the f**k are u gonna do all day then anyways? Even when I do have a healthy diet, I still get bloated!! I rather fart all day then stuff myself with f***in antifart pills all day!
Im not lookin for answers cause i guess there are none, just wanted to get that out of my head!