Joined: 11 Aug 2003 Posts: 2729 Location: Pittsburgh,PA
Affirmations Posted: 12-22-03 09:55am
"tis better to have a bad hair day than to
have a bad hair life."
"relax...Slow down...Take some time to
stop and smell the chocolate.."
"if at first you dont succeed, make a
different list!"
"a man gets 500 chance with my heart,(in
this chicks opinion!), but only one with
my toilet seat!!""put the seat
down!(caps)"
"in the quiet of the night, another
have-it-all, do-it-all woman discovers her
one true calling: human refrigerator
magnet!"
"it matters not who wins or loses, but who
holds the remote."
"man cannot live by bread alone, but woman
can conquer the world fueled only by a
diet soda and a rice cake."
"wake me up when I win the lottery"
"whoever said like isnt a dress rehearsal
wasnt single very long"
"what a coincidence that the umbilical
cord is located so close to the stomach"
"in the end, it isnt money,fame, or beauty
that counts, but who knows the way to the
ladies room."
"how many more communications devices must
a man own before it occurs to him to call
at the appropriate time!"
"if I have only one life to live, let me
live it with someone else's thighs!"
"i am a woman of many moods, and all of
them want some chocolate."
"how much more heat must be thrown on my
desk before it will spontaneously combust
and burn down in the night??"
"smile and the world smiles with you.Week
and mascara will run all of your face."
"abs of steel, buns of cinnamon."
