Evolution is passing you by, but you are in control of your own destiny.

I could show you a few jedi mind tricks to help your "luck" with the ladies, but one must have a broad knowledge of the force if unlimited power is to be achieved in this area.

Learn to know the dark side of the force, and you can become more powerful than anybody on these forums.

If I was to reveal the truth, I would probably be banned.

Let me ask you a question that will help me help you (do not take it as offensive):

why should a girl fall in "love" with you?

Be honest.

Guys and girls,do not despare.I know a place where people get into incredible relationships,i've seen it all.Most beautyfull girls with the ugliest guys and vice versa,extremly in love and happy.I am confident to say that everyone has chances,not only one.I have worked there for 7 years and never stoped being amaized.You anly need to relocate and maybe change your carier for a while ,you can quit anytime,but I don't think you will.For people looking for love and relationships like you it's a heaven on earth.International comunity,european,asian,south
american,blak,white and indian people, finest girls and guys,a lot to choose from,very open minded and ready to have fun or get serious.

I have read most of your posts,couldn't help feeling sory for you all since i'm not in that situation and I realy want to help,so take my word for it.

You think you are ugly?Short?Fat?Forget about it.I have seen much worse and they all had somebody nice by their side.

I will cut this short.If you have enough courage or you are desperate enough,this is a life changing oportunity,i promise.It's simple:get a job,any job, on a cruise ship.I've worked on carnival cruise lines but i'm sure any of the others would work.Carnival has a nice policy,lots of organized parties and an extremly cheap crew bar.Besides,you can travel,see all those nice islands and why not make some good money.It is hard work though but at the end of the day it will pay out. Good luck
p.S.For the guy who call himself the goldy one:dude,you need serious medical help.Leave this people alone

Have you ever tried just going up to girls and flirting with them? Cuz if you don't , then you should, cuz waiting for girls to come to you, that's not a very productive good way and it doesn't insure anything. And making friends with many females first is also a good way to go, though that would take longer. I'm sorta in your situation, though i'm like a year and some younger, never been kissed, still a virgin, only had one long distance bf though. I could get a bf if I reall really wanted and i'm in the process of possibly getting one, though before I just never liked any of the guys that wanted to be my boyfriend. I just liked the wrong guys, all the guys that didn't like me. But it's not like I can make myself like someone that I don't. I don't know if that might be a problem for you as well or not.

i am 28 yrs old and I never had a gf yet or still had my first kiss..I know how you feel..It sucks! It really does! Especially for me being 28 and almost close to 30 and never had a girl friend or kissed a girl yet..Its not easy for everyone. Especially for me.

the godly one has produced all the advice you need. Look up some of his few posts.


If you do, you will feel the wonderful/indescribable pleasure of sex that every man should have as often as he pleases.


When/if you get your first kiss (and you will not if you do not follow the godly one), go easy. Let her go easy. Otherwise, a full blown kiss may cause your head to explode with pleasure after waiting so, so, so long.


Good "luck" (inverted commas indicating luck should have nothing to do with it).