Here Are Some Good/bad Gout Decisions For You. Posted: 12-10-05 11:14am
Bad:
1. Do not work long overtime hours on
hard concrete floors.
2. Do not kick shite with bad toe. It
will fn hurt like hell.
3. Drink lots of baking soda. This is
really worthless.
4. Eat vienna sausages by the case.
5. Hiking down a mountain.
Good:
1. Quit work.
2. Eat salad and tuna for days on end.
3. Drink moderate amounts of beer.
(contrarian opinion here, but even if it
hurts a little I dont care. Beer is
god.)
4. Go hiking up a mountain. Toe requires
less flexion and less pounding on
foot and knees. Charter a helicopter for
return to trailhead. Or jump. (if you're
dead you won't be suffering gout
anymore.)
