I confess, I have a nightstand drawer full of battery opperated sex toys and massagers, and I make use of them from time to time. But the absolute best way I have to masturbate is by humping my pillow. I lay face down in bed, and buck back and forth with my butt and hips to rub my naughty part against the pillow under me. Because I'm pressing my vulva and clitoris between the weight of my body and the pillow, I give myself the very best orgasms! I've also humped the bed, my stuffed animals, and my bunched up blankets. I'm currently humping my body pillow - it's the best! And does it make my husband crazy to watch me put a show humping pillows for him! He gets great pleasure masturbating while watching me, followed by great sex.