My First Hemroid?

Hoi, rough times indeed, I suppose I should tell the whole story. Ok, after writing all thise, there's a warning i'm gonna put here... I'm pretty graphic in a few places... And while I could have been a lot more graphic and included a few more events that may have come to all this, I excluded them for the betterment of society as a whole. But none the less, for the weak of stomach; proceed with caution.

So about 10-11 months ago I was sitting down at my computer on my lazyboy and my anus suddenly didn't feel right. This continued for 8 months, and with excercize there were times that I didn't really have any discomfort at all... But it was always there, kind of in the back of my mind. I never saw a doctor for it... Haven't had a gp in a very long time, and whenever I see one, its for soemthing of great importance... Well this should have been one i'm guessing, but oh well... (that includes huges gashes from stuff that I was later told I should have had stitches for but I just poured salt on it instead :p) ... So anyways. I did go to hemroid sites, and from what I could tell... From sticking my finger up my anus, I didn't have a hemroid... In fact, there wasn't anything out of the ordinary at all.. Just an uncomfortable feeling at all times.

Well after many months, and by the end I was getting starting to get sour over the whole thing... It went away one day... Heh, I thought I was impervious from that point on. I noticed that if I masturbated less, excercised more, ate better things all this stuff went away. I actually started a bit of an enema program for a while, which helped, tho I do wonder... Maybe my problems of today are instigated by that? The sites i've seen seem to say its a safe method.. But i'm no trained doctor... Heh...

So for 2 months now things have been great, i've been excersising a lot, and getting out in the sun having a great time. Unfortunately i'm also prone to hurting myself, and whilst running down to meet a friend I threw soemthing out in my right shoulder and suddenly my back threw out and I was in pain, and have been, even now it lingers a little... 3 days later that is. So i've been sitting here, playing video games, not really moving, and sometimes laying down, because that was the only thing that didn't cause pain. Now I haven't been laid in a long time, and i'll admit that masturbation has been a little higher in the last 3 days than has been true in the last month due to travelling and stuff... Um, earlier I had a rather, different... Quite possibly unhealthy bowel movement... Kinda unhealthy yellow liquid... Um hoi, sorry for being so graphic... I really am, but I guess I figure that the more info you know the better off I am getting an answer. Least that's what they keep telling me on the aquarist boards I use :p.

But 4 hours ago, I got out of my chair and moved across the living room, something felt... Odd, I stuck my finger down and it there was a small flap, very soft, uncomfortable to touch. Well that instantly set me off, but I was supposed to go out, so I did. 3 hours into it, I noticed that things were progressing, and now I have a piece of toilet paper between mly cheeks just in case it... Uh.. Pops. Now, I have friends that have had hemroids, and I try to keep things in active conversation inbetween them. So i'm not a total noob... I know that... If this is a hemroid, when I sit down for a bowel movement, it'll be like relieving myself in blood. Hoi... I really don't like blood... And while in my friend's place (luckily very nearby my place :) ) I nearly fainted just from thinking about all of this.

So now here I am, sitting in a lazyboy, that while I know probably isn't the best support for an anus, seems to be the best thing I can do other than lay down right now. Oh, so I guess I should get this out of the way now. I'm going on 24 soon, I try to drink about 1-2l of water/day. I eat mainly bread, a tiny amount of meat, hemp seed (go canada :) ), nuts and some fruit and vegi's have started to squirm into my life :) um, if there's any more info you need, i'm more than willing to share... As I 'm sureyou can tell. This is quite uncofomfortable, so anything you can offer as to how I can get rid of it, w/o meds or chems would be greatly appreciated :).

Ps as I said before, I haven't had sex in a very long time, well over a year now, and my ex... The last gal I was with ended up in the hospital for quite some time and says they told her she was clean. Now I know I should get that done myself too, and I plan to. I'm a little shy about asking at a free clinic though, and i'd really like to have my own gp, so I could have the same person to talk to, but I guess i'll have to work on that more now. Ok, finale. :s