That was a pretty gross image, but the truth hurts, right? Anyway, the last part I understand very well. I often get that after i've been drinking. You're all done. Nice and relaxed. Then suddenly there's like a burning and a feeling like you need to pee? Lasts for 15-30 minutes, then its gone? Yeah, I get that. I've tried finding info on it and have found nothing.
To be honest, I have some theorys. Number 1 is that I get it sometimes when i'm not drinking. This appears to happen when I masterbate with a less-than-raging erection. Not soft or anything, but not lets say "fully comitted". I don't know why that would make any difference, as i'm no harder on the boy at times like that. (yes, I avoid that now). However, maybe the alcohol erection isn't quite so full? Alcohol tends to kill that for me.
I tend to masterbate right before bed. I also do a pre-bed urination. I'm also far more likely to hit the toilet before sex when drinking (by the time you get home, you have to go, right?). So, my second theory is that urinating right before any type of action might be the cause. Not 100% always for sure, but its a thought (also might be due to what's in the urine).
So, anyway, I have the same issue. At first I thought I might have caught something, but the first time I remember it was years ago and i've been tested a few times since then, so I think i'm ok.
A clear cause would be great to know. For those who've never experienced it, be glad. It sucks. I remember the last time this happened with a girl I hadn't been dating long. Its late, we've been drinking, sex is done. Should be asleep, right? There I am wandering around at 4am. Yeah, that's normal.
Girl: "what's wrong?"
me: "oh, I have this burning sensation in my penis that is keeping me up. Don't worry, though. I'm sure I don't have anything. I had a real nice time tonight and I hope we get together again..."