Im really serious about this any help would be useful

Did you try taking a shower? I mean...It was just cooking oil right?.....

Yea I tried like 5 showers later its still on me lol it like lached on to evry crevice on my skin and pinches it if I move I wont even be able to have sex with my gf it will b so painfull ill tell you what tho ill never try that again :lol:

You should try some kind of scrubber, and/or soap with scrubbing beads in it, or heck if its on there that tough get some a-jax or somethin, just be careful around the tip, you dont want to get any kind of infection.

It hurts if I scrub its kinda like wax but sticky

Endo, use dawn dishwashing liquid. Use it straight w/o any water, lather the whole area up (you may need a couple of drops of water) and then rinse it off. If this doesn't get it all, let it completely dry(10-15 min) and then use one of the degreasing hand cleaners such as goop. You'll have to rub it in a bit but that should get it all. Be sure the hand cleaner has lanolin or one of the other moisturizers or be sure to rub the whole area down with jergens or such.

Your gonna have one irritated penis after wards

It won't get irrirated if you use a good moisturizer right after cleaning it. I've had to use the degreasers before on my entire pubic area (industrial accident that tatolly soaked my lower half in heated/melted grease) and after soap and water did very little w/o a bunch of scrubbing, I tried goop and it worked great but it did start to dry out everything and itch so I rubbed myself generously with hand cream and it worked well.