Ok Change of Subject.... I Found Something Cute

Reasons not to argue with a child



a little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that jonah was definitely swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "when I get to heaven I will ask jonah". The teacher, even more irritated, asked, "what if jonah went to hell?" the little girl replied, "then you can ask him".

A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they
were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the
drawing was. The girl replied, "i'm drawing god." the teacher paused and said, "but no one knows what god really looks like." without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "oh, they will in a minute."

a sunday school teacher was discussing the ten commandments with her five and
six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy father and thy mother, she asked, "does anyone know of a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" after only a slight pause, one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "thou shall not kill."

one day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at
the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of
white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "why are some of your hairs white, mom?" her mother replied, "well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." ! The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "momma, how come all of grandma's hairs are white?

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "now, class, if I stood on my head, as you know, the blood would run into my head, and my face would turn red..." "yes," the class said, in unison. "then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position, the blood doesn't run into my feet?" after a long pause, a little fellow shouted, "cause your feet ain't empty."

the children were lined up in the cafeteria of a catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "take only one. God is watching." moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large tray of chocolate chip cookies. Laying by the tray was a note obviously scribbled by a child, and it read, "take all you want. God's watching the apples.