Hi all, and I must say it's a pleasure (and a bit of a relief) to meet you. I have been suffering from
exactly the symptoms described here for at least 5 years, pretty much constantly. i'm sure you'll agree, it really is quite annoying. <Yawns>.
>>> About Me:
I am male, 27 and athletic. I don't smoke. I sleep 8-9 hours most nights without too much of a problem. I play rugby, run, surf - I run 10k in a pretty decent time on a regular basis. My girlfriend gets driven up the wall about how laid back I am about everything. I work 4 days a week, 8-4; I'm taking 4 months off to go snowboarding in June. Not much to be stressed about. I lived in the UK (Oxford > Bath > London) until 8 months ago when I moved to Auckland, NZ, mainly for the lifestyle.
>>> When did it start?
As far as I can remember, the first time the yawn/deep breath (im gonna call it YDB so I dont have to keep writing it) issue became a serious problem was when sitting my final exams at Oxford. I don't usually get stressed, but at this time I was. So much to learn, not enough time. Shouldn't have skipped all those lectures. I'd never had any problems with exams before - in fact I (kind of) enjoyed them. Anyway I couldn't sleep. By day 3 I was so tired I was running on pure adrenaline. The main problem in my exams was that I felt I needed to yawn so much it distracted me from my writing my answers. I switched to occasional deep breaths instead - and by the end of my exams I'd tried to take so many yawns / deep breaths for satisfaction, I got a sharp pain every time in my superclavicular nerve, from my clavicle to halfway up my neck (google it).
Anyway, after my exams (I did fine), the YDB subsided, but never went away. The nerve pain did go away (I think it was a secondary symptom caused by the repeated attempted deep breaths). It's now 5 years later, and I'm sitting at my desk yawning, or trying to yawn every 5 minutes.
>>> The condition in detail.
I yawn (or attempt to yawn) what feels like a million times a day. I can only get "satisfaction" from a successful yawn, not one that stops half way. I can get temporary relief from taking a quick deep breath - I find that the best way is to take a normal breath (halfway) in and then breath in quickly and deeply for the rest of the breath. This only grants temporary relief though - not as much as a proper yawn. I have found that body position helps with both yawning and deep breaths being "successful". When yawning, I join my hands together, lock out my arms (as if stretching them) and straighten my back. I find it helps.
It definitely comes on more in times of stress, but for me it's there at some level pretty much all of the time.
>>> So what is it?
I had toyed with the idea for a while now that it might just be a psychological condition (especially as most doctors will just say "umm... stress... deep breathing... must be hyperventilation!"). However, after reading this forum post, the precision with which the symptoms described here match mine is so overwhelming, I'm now sure there must be an underlying physical cause, and I'm not going to stop until I find out what it is. So there.
Can the doctors fix it?
Sure! I bet they could. But I'm also betting they have other, more serious concerns, like say, cancer. That doesn't help us though. Get this: My mum, step dad and girlfriend are all doctors. Awesome huh? Maybe I'll just ask them. Well no, actually. For numerous reasons, the last ever people doctors will take seriously when it comes to medical problems are their close relatives, especially if it's something obscure that they can't instantly diagnose. They just don't like being tested, especially if it's a symptom that they've not heard of (like for example, not being able to yawn). They just shrug it off.
I mention that I can't yawn. The're like "oh, dear". And that's that. But now, thaks to you guys, I have backup.
>>> What causes it?
I haven't read every page on this thread, but as far as I can tell, no one know's what causes it. There are all sorts of theories, from asthma, allergens, dust mites, stress, pure psychological factors, pollution - etc .etc.
>>>We can find out. Together.... Hopefully.
Doctors aren't magic. Trust me, I live with one. Most people, including me, would like to believe that they are: - I go to a doctor, tell them what's wrong, and they give me a pill and I get better. Bingo.
Sadly, that's not always the case. Research doctors, really, are just scientists. They have this incredible machine (the body) which sometimes goes wrong, and they try and figure out how to fix it by doing semi- random things to it. It's a bit like a monkey trying to fix a vcr. Monkey doesn't know how the hell it all works, but through years of random experiments and VCR fixing, he gets an idea about what might help when it breaks. The real problem is that monkey has 6 billion vcrs to fix, and new ones are appearing all the time, and
all kinds of stuff horrible goes wrong with VCRs. So when 50 out of 300 million stop being able to yawn, monkey doesn't pay much attention. He tells them it's hyperventilation, gives them prozac and tells them to go on their merry way.
Monkey analogy aside, what I'm saying is this condition is too rare and not serious enough for doctors to really care about. So I guess we'll have to try and figure it out ourselves.
I'm a scientist too. And we all can be. It's a way of thinking. As a scientist, it seems to me the most sensible thing to do is go through this thread and make a table cross referencing all of the data people have on this thing, and see if we can isolate one particular common factor. There should be a few things we can rule out pretty quickly, at least.
I'll do it in spreadsheet form, and I'll upload it onto the web so you guys can have a look at it, and update it with any data you have. it'll be like a global game of cluedo, except if we win then we get to stop having to yawn all day flipping long. <yawns>.
As I'm going to do this,
anything you think would be helpful that you could send me via email would be awesome . In fact just sending the details about you, how long you've had it, what triggers / fixes it, and any other relevant stuff would be great.
And if you're still reading now, well done.