I Think Everyone Could Use a Laugh About Now

19 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity.
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> 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with
> sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars.
> see if they slow down.
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> 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise
> your voice.
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> 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask
> if they want fries with that.
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> 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it
> "in."
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> 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once
> everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions,
> switch to espresso.
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> 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for
> sexual favors."
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> 7. Finish / begin all your sentences with "in
> accordance with the prophecy."
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> 8. Don't use any punctuation
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> 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
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> 10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically
> after they answer.
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> 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to
> go."
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> 12. Sing along at the opera.
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> 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems
> don't rhyme.
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> 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and
> play tropical sounds all day.
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> 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you
> can't attend their party because you're not in the
> mood.
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> 16. Have your coworkers address you by your
> wrestling name, rock hard.
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> 17. When the money comes out of the atm, scream "i
> won!, I won!"
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> 18. When leaving the zoo (or school), start running
> towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your
> lives, they're loose!!"
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> 19. Tell your children over dinner, "due to the
> economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
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