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>>>>> great truths that little children have learned:
>>>>>
>>>>> 1) no matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
>>>>>
>>>>> 2) when your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your
>>>>> hair.
>>>>>
>>>>> 3) if your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch
>>>>> the second person.
>>>>>
>>>>> 4) never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
>>>>>
>>>>> 5) you can't trust dogs to watch your food.
>>>>>
>>>>> 6) don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
>>>>>
>>>>> 7) never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time.
>>>>>
>>>>> Cool you can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
>>>>>
>>>>> 9) don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
>>>>>
>>>>> 10) the best place to be when you're sad is grandpa's lap.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> great truths that adults have learned:
>>>>>
>>>>> 1) raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
>>>>>
>>>>> 2) wrinkles don't hurt.
>>>>>
>>>>> 3) families are like fudge...Mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
>>>>>
>>>>> 4) today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its
>>>>> ground.
>>>>>
>>>>> 5) laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
>>>>>
>>>>> 6) middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not
>>>>> the toy.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> great truths about growing old
>>>>>
>>>>> 1) growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
>>>>>
>>>>> 2) forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
>>>>>
>>>>> 3) when you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while
>>>>> you're down there.
>>>>>
>>>>> 4) you're getting old when you get the same sensation from a
>>>>> rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
>>>>>
>>>>> 5) it's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody
>>>>> bothers to ask you the questions.
>>>>>
>>>>> 6) time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
>>>>>
>>>>> 7) wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> the four stages of life:
>>>>>
>>>>> 1) you believe in santa claus.
>>>>>
>>>>> 2) you don't believe in santa claus.
>>>>>
>>>>> 3) you are santa claus.
>>>>>
>>>>> 4) you look like santa claus.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> success:
>>>>>
>>>>> at age 4 success is . . . Not peeing in your pants.
>>>>>
>>>>> at age 12 success is . . . Having friends.
>>>>>
>>>>> at age 17 success is . . . Having a drivers license.
>>>>>
>>>>> at age 35 success is . . . Having money.
>>>>>
>>>>> at age 50 success is . . . Having money.
>>>>>
>>>>> at age 70 success is . . . Having a drivers license.
>>>>>
>>>>> at age 75 success is . . . Having friends.
>>>>>
>>>>> at age 80 success is . . . Not peeing in your pants.
>>>>>
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replied December 12th, 2004
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Cute. Laughing
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replied December 12th, 2004
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Very very cute! I like the things it says about what kids learned... :p
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replied December 12th, 2004
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My favorite is the one about "families are like fudge" Smile that one's so true for my family. Lol
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Laughing
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replied December 12th, 2004
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Omg that is just so sweet and I love the stages of life!
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