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Q: I Think I Am Pregnant!!!

asked by: lilangel2905 on December 11th, 2004

Experienced User

Wow I just don't know what to tell you, I mean I have every syptom of being pregnant... I haven't had my period since may.... Every once in a while if I look at my stomach it moves! Not kidding!!!! Ok go ahead and laugh you think I am joking... But seriously sometimes I think my stomach is gonna rip open and a little green alien is gonna run out.... I pee all the time... Its like as soon as I go I have to go again... Its crazy! My stomach grew so big it looks like a am smuggling a basketball!!!! Just the other day my brother's girlfriend starred at my stomach and then goes.... "omg you look so pregnant" thats when I decided that you know she could be right... I never thought of that one till now... Wow if it wasn't for her saying that, I probley wouldn't have even thought of that as a reason for all this....Lol... Sorry girls I am soo bored... But not kidding you she really did that!! I'm like "duh" Laughing

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Replies(36)

bellax0x

replied on December 11th, 2004

Extremely eHealthy

???? You havnt had your period since may and you never tested?

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bd1012

replied on December 11th, 2004

Extremely eHealthy

Test! Go out now and get one and keep us updated!

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sdwood2

replied on December 11th, 2004

Active User, very eHealthy

Then you could be 7 months or so I thnk you need to go to the dr now

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lilangel2905

replied on December 11th, 2004

Experienced User

Yeah 31 weeks... Yeah I went to the doctor in may... And I have been going every month since then... So weird what he keeps trying to show me on that screen.... Laughing

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sdwood2

replied on December 11th, 2004

Active User, very eHealthy

Have you tested at all if not go get one
i think you need to go to the dr also there is no way I would of wated so long that means if you are pg you have not had prenatal care all this time

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June4life

replied on December 11th, 2004

Experienced User

Wow!! Get tested!

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lilangel2905

replied on December 11th, 2004

Experienced User

Alright alright.. You girls just didn't catch on fast enough... I was joking I know I am pregnant... I just was bored... But my brothers girlfriend really said that... Thats what I thought was so funny....

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sdwood2

replied on December 11th, 2004

Active User, very eHealthy

So are you saying that you are 31 weeks or not
i think I would get a different dr if he cant tell you anything

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lilangel2905

replied on December 11th, 2004

Experienced User

Shocked

hmmm.... Yeah if couldn't tell me anything at 31 weeks I would leave him and find another one... Shocked

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so how many of you girls out their are blond? Go ahead raise your hands... I will count... 1... 2.....3..4.....5...........6..... Alright alright I am out numbered

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bd1012

replied on December 11th, 2004

Extremely eHealthy

Hey.. I didn't know you were pregnant.. I just checked the due date countdown.. I'm not very good at keeping up with whose preggers and whose not.

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lilangel2905

replied on December 11th, 2004

Experienced User

Shocked

do people out there really not know they are pregnant at 7 months???

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KaiGela

replied on December 11th, 2004

Experienced User

Are you showing at all???!!?! Your damn 31 weeks! Lol I was huge at 31 weeks!

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lilangel2905

replied on December 11th, 2004

Experienced User

Yes I am showing... Yes I am pregnant... Yes I tested in may...Yes I have went to the doctors alot... Yes I am having a boy... Hmmmmm...

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KaiGela

replied on December 11th, 2004

Experienced User

Wait you were being sarcastic this whole time, lol nevermind..

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lilangel2905

replied on December 11th, 2004

Experienced User

We have a winner!!! Way to go kai!!! Lol sorry people I didn't know it would take you'll this long... Geeeshh... I will try not to be sarcastic anymore... Laughing

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SamiNSunisMa

replied on December 11th, 2004

Extremely eHealthy

I was like I thought u were pregnant hmmm fishy! I got pregnant by my b/f cumming on my toe (it had a cut) or my hamster. My mom had me with the toaster. My sister has syphilis so we delouse her everynight! Congrats (maybe)
ps can my b/f be pregnant too? Laughing

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lilangel2905

replied on December 11th, 2004

Experienced User

Omg I think he can!!! Like some guys get syptoms to!!! So maybe if you guys go to the doctor and tell him its your boyfriends turn to carry the baby he will switch it really fast... Yup yup... So it was your toe that got you preggo... Wow.. Thats a new one on me.. My viberator got me knocked up!!!!

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SamiNSunisMa

replied on December 11th, 2004

Extremely eHealthy

Oh... Well will my daddy (the toaster) have to pay child support? Im only 90348 (notice how girls always say im only when they are lying lol) what about my babys daddy if its the hamster? He doesnt have a job Shocked

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lilangel2905

replied on December 11th, 2004

Experienced User

You know I would take the hamster to court.. He has a baby comming.. Needs to go out and get a job... Their is no reason for him to just be lying around... The toaster doesn't have to pay child support unless you make him... Its all in your hands now...

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