Because I heard a noise in the woods. All the sudden a gorgeous naked man came stumbling out of the woods. I asked him...

(haha lauren)

why are you naked out here alone in the dark on this cold winter night?

Next

He replied " i'm not sure, I just woke up in the woods naked" I was like" oh, wow" he asked " what is a beautiful woman like you doing out here all by your self?"...

The woman sighs, "i'm walking home from a long day at work." he questions,"how much farther do you have to go?"

"oh just a little while more, where are you going?" he replies, "i have no idea, I don't know where I am" seeing as this woman felt bad for this poor shivering naked man she suggested he come back to her house where he could warm up and figure things out from there.

The woman, named kierwyn, took off her jacket..And offered it to the young man..As she asked, "may I ask, what is your name?"

He replied my name is jonathan,

.Jonathan and kierwyn continued walking home when....................

Out of the bushes jumped another naked man,

(.H.A.H.A. You girls like them naked men aye? Haha)

kierwyn looks in amazment 'another one?' she asks the naked man, "what is your name and why are you naked?"


lol

I am naked because me and my girlfriend got into a fight in the middle of making love and she threw me out. Kierwyn looks at the sky and says "thank u god" and all three of them walk to her house as the two men share her coat,

They continue walking when out runs a lady with a stick..She starts chasing after keith, the second naked man they had found. When ......

They found clothes!!! Mens clothes!
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sorry I suck!

They were in a big pile on fire and they saw matches and gasoline right around the corner.

So to keep the gorgeous men nakey they burned the clothes

Then cuz the men were naked and cold they got warm around the fire

Hilary came up and chopped off all their penises

And they cried like little pansy girls!!

Until suddenly a little fairy came by and **poof** they came back..When...